Why would anyone chain their porn?
Cockchains are not for that. Not really for anything, but not for that too.

The high seas and pleasant meadows of the free cultured world are what preserves humanity and it’s knowledge.

… I’ll start a service for the things they won’t do.

ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.

Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)

Phone, car key.

Python script script ^script

We are just getting old and our backs hurt too much, ok?

Glory to the USSP!!

Oh, it lives in a doughnut, strictly on a penis diet tho.

I like the top panel bcs it allows for proper play time, not some baby bs. Kinda like cats vs cats play.

Never needed to clip any cats claws so I can’t sympathise entirely, but I doubt I would have forced the issue if kitties were too against it (especially if the second time they would still be against it).

Are you required to use a special character in your, em, I wanna say 'gay male sexuality alphabet’ (?)?
For security reasons??

Bcs like, dont tell me underscore male doesn’t exist. Or pound males. Or question mark males. Or drop table males.

Colliding hardons at 14TeV, for science.

This was never not the case for me.

In CRT era there was just no contest, the resolution (the amount of data displayed) alone was worlds apart. Yet I only ever had one CRT connected at a time.

Once the LCDs became minimally viable for me I just never disconnected the previous LCD when upgrading/buying another one (I’ve always been a “main screen + support screens” sort of operator).

Finally LCDs and OLEDs became just too big (and tiling much much better) to have “too many” monitors.
Yet there are times when I wish I had a mini monitor (one of those candy bar screens where I would just have Signal or something, about 480×1920 pixels, they are cheap but I then remember how silly the need is and don’t want to further consumerism for needles thighs).

Yes, I take this more seriously than my job.

True, I was the mutated crocodile waiting in line for coffee.

Perfection.

Kinda burns a bit, do recommend.

But pineapple is better.

What ‘face’ does the penis do when tasting citrussy?

And to how many already played games you return to bcs not enough energy to start a brand new game (especially with rich/complex lore).

Yeah.

The solution is GOG (their business model).

You get the individual keys, no DRM.