State, which just had its hottest year since 1895, will ban offshore wind power, boost natural gas and reduce gas pipeline rules
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It doesn’t matter if you believe in climate change.
Climate change believes in you!
Henceforth, in Florida, climate change will now be referred to as 🔥The doom that must not be named🔥
There, way less scary now.
it is just a matter of time before the entire property insurance industry in Florida collapses.
The stupid ass Republicans can deny climate change all they want; the insurance industry believes in it and knows what’s coming
Property insurance? Florida as a whole is about to be completely underwater, potentially within a matter of decades. They’ve got bigger problems than property insurance.
Not completely. Hyperbole kills rational thought.
Florida as a whole is about to be completely underwater
FYI, north-central Florida is literally the foothills of the Appalachian mountains.
Climate change is going to scrub Florida from Earth’s land area so uhhh good luck with that I guess.
going to scrub Florida from Earth’s land area
not before desantis begs D.C. for bailout money for all the $million beach condos that just went underwater permanently
Ron DeSantis went to Harvard and has the critical thinking skills of someone who bought his degree from Harvard.
Climate scientist predict the planet will heat up to 3 degrees more. And this dum dum is thinking he can swat it away if people just don’t talk about it.
I guess there will be some sad faces when they ask their insurance company why their policies have been dropped.
Old people hate being reminded that their leaving us all with an apocalyptic scenario of their own making.
It’s that “if I can’t see it, it doesn’t exist” mentality. My cat acts like that, because she gets surprised every time something comes back into view and still exists.
State literally sinking into the ocean, insurance companies fleeing because they can’t make money due to storms of the century happening yearly, but yeah can’t be climate change, that’d be silly.
The seas can’t rise fast enough. Someone needs to start carpet bombing the pythons and gators and feral pigs with growth hormones.
I like you.
You’re my favorite person rn.
Ah, good to know it’s solved now
FFS, are the people of Florida really dumb enough to keep this asshole in office???
Yes. My mother and sister are pretty damn stupid.
Sorry to hear that.
It must be the lead in the pipes.
Close, it’s the lead (poisoning) in the Boomers.
He’ll be a senator next FML.
The voting block is retirees who only have maybe 10 years left to live at max. They don’t give a fuck what happens long term so long as they can own the libs.
LOL, Gov. Clownboots should sign a law that makes ocean acidification illegal before Miami collapses into the sea.
Florida has to be one of the best places for offshore wind power, right? What are we even fucking doing dude
Society says we can’t eliminate these types. Society decided this was the way it should be.
This is worse than the idea of putting giant ice cubes in the ocean.