I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Kirk penetrates an alien organism in order to destroy its reproductive organs.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.
This is really confusing me. Is it one of the new series? I’m not yet up to date on them, otherwise I’m really, really drawing a blank here XD
It’s a newer episode.
Ahh, thank you. I’ll have a laugh once I’ll get around to watching it :D
Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B’ellana is because the show couldn’t afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.
Y’know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.
What’s the worst episode of Stargate?
Emancipation. Short-haired blonde badass is captured and objectified by a sexist warrior culture, until she kicks someone’s ass to get out of it.
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
Riker catches an alien “virus” (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.
Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker “grew the beard”.
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
He said “an” episode, not every episode
A crew member’s mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
Westworld prequel
A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.
Picard learns to play the flute.
Crusher plays a flute.
Ghosted
The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.