When life gives you lemons, have lemonightmares

Are you sure that’s not the lemon you gave life?

make demonade

Waka waka

When life hands you lemons you don’t make lemonade, you eat them whole, skins, seeds, pith, and all, the entire time staring life dead straight in the eyes.

If you show life you’re done fucking around, life stops handing you lemons.

This is Pacman on level 256.

Assassination Classroom (2015) ?

Hire that fucker as a langolier.

If anyone ever had a friend who never had anything good happen to them and you wonder if something is up with them mentally…totally the same vibes as this post