Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.
I’d make a quick walk to the corner store. If I’m finally gonna die, I’m gonna have one last drink first.
either wherever Melania Trump is, or where Joe Biden keeps his moxy. No one is finding either one
How would the foreignness of the agents be relevant? And why ask that when I’m a thousand times more likely to be hunted down by domestic agents?
It makes it easier, because they themselves are trying to stay below the radar. If domestic agents are coming in 5 minutes I don’t love my odds, although I suppose there’s a chance I could get lucky slipping away.
I would immediately leave and get as far away from my home as possible, since that’s where they’re coming to look for me.
meh. front porch. people coming any distance arent going to not find me in my house
Into the forest/mountain that is literally right outside my house. Harsh terrain that foreign agents won’t be able to traverse easily without local knowledge. With a five minute head start they’d have no way of finding me without dogs and helicopters. And even they would have difficulty navigating the terrain and local weather conditions.
Nice try, foreign agent.
No where in my house, that’s for sure… They’re obviously going to tear the place apart and it’s the most obvious place to look for someone so unless I have some sort of secret hidden space I don’t know about, it’s a no go
Even if there’s a secret hideaway in my house, those agents are gunna station people here to wait and see if I show up, so I wouldn’t be able to leave easily either… I’d be trapped
No thanks, I’d rather leave and disappear…
I’d hide about a five minutes’ run from my home
If the enemy knows where you are, don’t be there
I wish we could just go nowhere!
Nah, they’ll find me eventually. Just put on really weird porn and start jacking it to make the agents as uncomfortable as possible… then you use your secret Kung Fu moves - “Snake spits poison from hidden trousers” and “Petroleum Jill-y to the face”
My house is built on an old vertical mineshaft. I’d take the secret elevator to the bunker 300 feet below ground where my command center is. Then I’d take control of the gun emplacements hidden in the trees and the fleet of AI enhanced drones. When the agents are eliminated, the robotic dogs will drag the bodies to the incinerator shaft.
Or maybe not. You didn’t think I’d really tell you what awaits you Agent CraigOhMyEggo, did you?
“I’m going to hide behind the settee, yeti spaghetti!”
I would get one of those cheap masks. The one with glasses, plastic nose, and the fake mustache.
No one is going to find me.
Probably wherever there are domestic agents.
I’m not actually sure I’d trust the local police to not get outwitted. Spies are very good at forging things and impersonating people, and they have no reason to believe I’m an actual target and not just a crazy person.
