SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoHello lemmies. How do I hide the body of a white male that is ~185lb and ~6 feet tall within 5 hours? No reason just wondering.message-squaremessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down136
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareHello lemmies. How do I hide the body of a white male that is ~185lb and ~6 feet tall within 5 hours? No reason just wondering.SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoThe old classics - remove the teeth, hands and any medical implants and find: somewhere they are pouring fresh concrete; or a newly dug grave awaiting a burial in the morning; slice open their gut and dump the weighted corpse out into deep water. Then come back and tell us all about it.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThat concrete idea is genius. Has it proven effective in the past?
minus-squarepixeltree@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoThe smell will permeate. Mythbusters tried it with pig carcasses.
minus-squareDirigibleProtein@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoDump the body in a self driving car. By the time they find it while digging out the car, you’ll be miles away.
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoOnly if they’re not a three thousand year old vampire. In that case YMMV.
minus-squareladyofthrowaway@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIt didn’t work out well in this case
The old classics - remove the teeth, hands and any medical implants and find:
Then come back and tell us all about it.
That concrete idea is genius. Has it proven effective in the past?
The smell will permeate. Mythbusters tried it with pig carcasses.
Dump the body in a self driving car. By the time they find it while digging out the car, you’ll be miles away.
Only if they’re not a three thousand year old vampire. In that case YMMV.
It didn’t work out well in this case