“once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock.”
wait is this just eugenics?
To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he’ll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes
Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.
He’d be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers…
“And if I’m NOT elected, I’ll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!”
Don’t trust vegetarians
This is so 2015…now it would be “Once elected, I will murder every single one of you” and they would reply with joy in unisson: “Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you’re our saviour!!!”
Elections are more like:
The wolf is in a shepherd dog’s skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying “they’re wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!”.
reminds me of: “Yeah, i’m a male feminist. you’re welcome society”
Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”
The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.
wake up sheeple!!!
Tankies guna tank
This word has lost all meaning at this point.
Lemmy.world has become an anticommunist echo chamber, reasonable people don’t stay there and anti-leftists feel more welcome there.
That’s definitely what I’ve observed. The constant whining gets pretty grating, wish they would finally just form their own instances and defederate from whoever the hell they want. Instead they sit around in the largest most entry-level instance and badmouth and whine at the mods to cut off any instance where the majority view is to the left of and critical of the status quo.
Yep. They defederated from Hexbear before ever being federated, haha.
I believe after they defed from Lemmy.ml, dbzer0 will be next, and maybe even Lemm.ee.
Ultimately, if you pretty much only punch left, you end up inviting fascists like Zionists to sit with you, leaving the most insuferable instance imaginable.
“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”
I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1
Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.
but they don’t have pinkies
Is that supposed to be a fox or a wolf?
You’d have ti ask the AI
We’ll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!
But don’t worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don’t want him.
The bad faith always comes out of the woodwork every time there’s a chance for a good old fashioned false equivalency
The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.
ah yes, pulpulism.
Goddammit that’s good.
Thank you kind friar
