I need one that has a plunger on the other end.
It’s just a mobility assistance device.
This meme is like laughing at the idea of wheelchair ramps because you think they’re for people who are wrapped up around the legs like mummies.
Tore my e.spinalis on the one side - like, all of it - and was a wreck for weeeeeeks. Truly, the loo was the scariest place in the house.
“I’m to young to need handles and bars everywhere,” I thought to myself. But, maybe I’m not.
Those echo flex units are cheap by the half-dozen and can be set to only allow outgoing calls for help. Just saying.
Are they laughing at the device, or the promotional photo?
Seriously, it looks like Sarah Palin really hit hard times with this one.
Mate, I literally have four support rails in my bathroom alone and i’m still laughing at this. The butt (heh) isn’t the idea of assistive devices.
Don’t forget I was actually the person who searched for this product in the first place
Well yeah, that’s ok if it’s so bad you’re feeling weak, but they really need to add a seatbelt for extreme cases where liftoff may be a concern…
Shitting through the nth dimension
When the static fire test turns dynamic
Putting both handles on a single pole promotes bad form.
The top handle is for someone stepping into or out of the tub. The lower handle is for someone trying to stand from a shower chair, or pulling themselves up from the floor.
It’s like a subway handle for pooping.
So, a subway handle.
I didn’t know toilet capacity was measured in the hundreds of pounds
I think that’s the capacity for the bar, not the toilet
Porque no los dos?
Well that’s just going to absolutely ruin the bartender’s day
Critical thinking: the weight capacity refers to the mobility handles.
Once you have mobity issues, movement typically goes down while caloric intake stays the same.
Actively going through this rn, could use it
JANET! Let the cat out of the toilet…
There’s a towel bar in front of my toilet (small bathroom) and holding onto it during a poop can absolutely elevate your form. Mind you I have a squatty potty too so this is an advanced technique.