• zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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    5 个月前

    well you can’t have fun running around all summer squirting water at your friends from a dildo

    Speak for your fucking self

    • Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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      5 个月前

      If some company made a plastic dick that squirts water, kids would be enthralled. They wouldn’t even think it was anything sexual; as far as they’re concerned they’d all just be shooting pee at each other.