Those pads look like tiny pillows to me. Mike “My Pillow” Lindell strikes again
I can’t wear a bandage on my ear because I have a medical exception. I have trouble hearing with the bandage on. I’m prone to ear infections. And I’m not a sheep
I feel genuinely bad for any democrat supporter with an ear injury right now.
You will wear the ear diaper as a sign of compliance.
Ok, but I’m going to wear it lose at the bottom of my ear lobe because I’m complying
Donald Jr gonna have a hard time finding his misplaced bag of coke
Ai be like
Omg I literally thought of
https://waskstudio.com/products/sealed-fate-candy-packets if you are hungry.
Real men eat the real thing and have constipation 🪵
Damn it! You beat me to it.
It looks like teabags to me. But also this is the most Life-of-Brian-esque thing I’ve seen in a lalala long long li long long time.
That’s it, I want to cancel my subscription of humanity
Without a receipt we can’t help you.
does a birth certificate count?
We only accept voter registration cards
An actual cash register receipt is required.
Life in hell it is.
We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.
“Ah Fuck. The kids ingested lead and now a bunch of them have cognitive imparements.” Facepalm – God [probably]
The Stigmata Of Saint Donald
Epigenetics works its magic
Someone should make a realistic version of this. Like they’re all obese, missing some teeth and the mother and father are siblings.
Stupid doesn’t equal funny.
So if that bullet had hit him in the head, would they all take one to the dome as well?
Hell.
We live in hell.
How fitting for it to be the Christians that brought about the end foretold in their book.
Well, my bullet-worship-square is Bigger than yours. Jesus, I mean lord trump, will love me more!
My bullet-worship-square can walk right through the door!