• MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    None of this would be remotely necessary if conservatives weren’t religious zealots dead set on controlling everyone’s lives. A 7 year old should not have to testify in a court room to read some fucking books.

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    2 months ago

    Up to 90 minutes of testifying for a seven-year-old? Jesus christ. I’ve taught seven-year-olds. They need breaks to rest even in a fun educational environment, nevermind being stuck on a witness stand while barely understanding what is happening.

  • PepperoniNipple@lemmynsfw.com
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    2 months ago

    I am impressed that nobody has written The Bible 2, make it sound and look like a serious sequel to the original, but filled with the most nefarious bullshit ever written in human history too, to discredit both of them forever, that’d be so fucking funny