That depends on how much everything else is automated by then

This one’s for the workers

Apparently I missed its release date entirely, which I blame on Amazon adding commercials because I haven’t used it in months.

Now that shitty behavior is going to come back.

Of course not. Streaming sites are far too lazy for that. They’ll just cram the commercial into the middle of the show with no regard for the story. It’s the only way they’ll be able to put ads in the middle of shows not made to have ads.

There’s still one last Grand Tour episode coming out

Get an RF jammer and block your neighbors’ wifi

If Biden turns the Oval Office into a grow room does that make it an official act?

Reminds me of the (probably apocryphal) story about the Ghurkas. They were told they’d be jumping behind Japanese lines, and they were a little apprehensive because they didn’t think the ground would be soft enough. But when they were told they’d have parachutes they felt better.

I’ll just leave this here along with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tLyqfJd54

“The two that responded said they couldn’t do it,” she said, adding, “So it’s not like I’m not trying.”

I bet the ones who didn’t respond showed their colleagues the hilarious joke email they just got.

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Humans, being deuterostomes, have an embryological stage where we are just anuses.

Some humans never develop past that.

What’d you do this weekend? If it takes more than two sentences to describe it to me I’ll stop caring and just talk about myself. I’m not here to learn about you, just drown out the incessant ticking of my own mortality.

That actually looks like a lot of fun

Anyone else use the unauthenticated web interface on these to put rude messages on the display? Good times.

Politics has always been theater. And not the good kind with songs and dancing. The boring kind that is incredibly easy to see through while being simultaneously impossible to ignore.

That’s my secret: I never leave.

I wonder if Terry was okay during the storm, since it took him ten fucking minutes to call back to say they were allowed to go home.

You know what would happen if I did my job for five different companies?

I’d get fired.

When they were all young warthogs…