- Since at least 2004, Trump has issued financial statements boasting of his billions in assets.
- The most recent was sent out in 2021, just as NY officials began publicly calling them fraudulent.
- A fraud monitor now says Trump “does not intend to develop any estimations of value” going forward.
Replace Yahweh with “dog owner” and Adam and Eve with golden retrievers. And the garden with a backyard and the stupid fruit with a squeaky toy. (Or maybe pizza)
Wut an asshole.