They roshambo over who has to go buy a camp chair and a kindle to sit outside the cell?
In all seriousness, there is basically zero chance trump ends up in gen pop. He’ll be in the whitest of white collar prisons (if not just house arrest) and it will be comparable to guarding him at a golf course. Just with fewer plane rides.
Honestly, him never being president again and having to stay alone for a few years in a cheap motel with free HBO with the Secret Service guarding outside would be enough for me.
One of those really sleazy rooms with the heart shaped jacuzzi that has the DNA of thousands of people clogging the pump. And a bed that vibrates if you put a quarter in it. And wood panel walls.
They roshambo over who has to go buy a camp chair and a kindle to sit outside the cell?
In all seriousness, there is basically zero chance trump ends up in gen pop. He’ll be in the whitest of white collar prisons (if not just house arrest) and it will be comparable to guarding him at a golf course. Just with fewer plane rides.
As long as he hates it, I’ll love it.
Honestly, him never being president again and having to stay alone for a few years in a cheap motel with free HBO with the Secret Service guarding outside would be enough for me.
One of those really sleazy rooms with the heart shaped jacuzzi that has the DNA of thousands of people clogging the pump. And a bed that vibrates if you put a quarter in it. And wood panel walls.
Have you seen the way Mar-a-lago is decorated? He’d probably love all of that.
Or he’ll be in ADX Florence with other traitors.