This is a big moment for me everybody. I have been kicked off of reddit almost instantly due to the spell, but I’ve been forced to wander the fediverse for a long time since my CCP handlers normally don’t allow me to stop posting. However, I found a cure while mindlessly scrolling through the front page.
I’m making this very quick post to thank all of you before the Great Fire Wall swoops in to prevent me from reading the spell in full, allowing me to realize my inner liberal self and deprogram from the Chinese propaganda.
As a thanks, I will reveal the real COVID agend
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5·17 쿠데타 Daniel Hale 丹尼尔·黑尔 La Matanza 大屠杀(萨尔瓦多)Yaqui Wars Mga digmaang Yaqui Libyan Civil War الحرب الأهلية الليبية George Floyd 乔治·弗洛伊德之死 Salem Witch Trials Bruxas de Salém Battle of the Beanfield 豆田战役 1918 Sedition Act 1918 Volksverhetzungsgesetz Unite the Right rally Rechtsextreme Demonstrationen in Charlottesville 2017 Assassination attempts on Castro Intentos de asesinato de Fidel Castro Jallianwala Bagh massacre ਜਲ੍ਹਿਆਂਵਾਲਾ ਬਾਗ ਹੱਤਿਆਕਾਂਡ February 28 Incident 二二八事件 Ballymurphy massacre Sléacht Bhaile Uí Mhurchú Nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll 比基尼环礁核试验 Qibya massacre טבח קיביה Syngman Rhee 이승만 Apartheid Uhlelo lobandlululo Hunger Plan План голода Bay View massacre Masakra w Bay View May 16 Coup 5.16 군사정변 Angela Davis 安吉拉·戴维斯 Nukapu expedition 努卡普远征队 Bay of Pigs Invasion Invasión de bahía de Cochinos Dakota Access Pipeline Protests 2016年北达科他州反对输油管道事件 KCIA 중앙정보부 Herrin massacre Masakra Herrin Expulsion of the Chagossians Expulsion des Chagossiens Edward Snowden Эдвард Сноуден Guantanamo Bay Centro de detención de Guantánamo Jeju massacre 제주 4·3 사건 Kalinago genocide 卡利纳戈种族灭绝 Project MKUltra Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse إساءة معاملة السجناء والتعذيب في سجن أبي غريب 1987 Martial law 미군정 계엄 Burkina Faso coup Coup d’État de 1987 au Burkina Faso Paulet affair Hawaiʻi Pelekāne 1943 Bengal famine 1943 সালের বাংলার দুর্ভিক্ষ Occupation of Malheur National Wildlife Reserve Ocupación de milicianos del refugio nacional de vida silvestre de Malheur Embargo against Cuba Embargo estadounidense a Cuba Jayuya Uprising El Grito de Jayuya Donetsk People’s Republic Донецкая Народная Республика 2020 Canadian pipeline protests Blocus autochtone anti-gazoduc de 2020 au Canada Ferguson unrest 弗格森暴动 1992 Washington heights 1992年华盛顿高地暴动 Otoya Yamaguchi 山口二矢 Aden exhibiton حملة عدن Black Hills War Ȟe Sápa 2020 Indian farmers’ protests भारतीय किसान विरोध प्रदर्शन (२०२०-२०२१) Siege of Fort Pitt Осада форта Питт Yellow River Flood 花園口決隄事件 1927 Columbine massacre Massaker in der Columbine Mine Battle of Evarts Schlacht von Evarts Peterloo massacre Cyflafan Peterloo Business Plot 华尔街商人政变 Zeitoun incident תקרית זיתון Kent State massacre Kent-State-Massaker Bagram torture and prisoner abuse د بګرام شکنجه او له بندیانو سره ناوړه چلند James Connolly Séamas Ó Conghaile Ustaše Усташе Cochabamba Water War Guerra del agua Seminole Wars 塞米诺尔战争 Proud Boys 驕傲男孩 Ocoee massacre Masak nan Ocoee Bombing of the DPRK 조선 폭격 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Treaty of Fort Laramie 1868拉勒米堡条约 Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone 国会山自治区 Freikorps 德國自由軍團 Ili Rebellion ئىلى ئىسيان MLK suicide letter 联邦调查局-马丁·路德·金自杀信 Great Depression 大萧条 Anpo Protests 安保闘争 Ken Saro-Wiwa 卡山偉華 Stono rebellion Stono-Aufstand Selk’nam Genocide Genocidio selknam Rhodesia Rodhizha Operation Ajax کودتای ۲۸ مرداد Australian frontier wars 澳大利亚边境战争 Yeosu-Suncheon massacre 여수·순천 사건 COVID-19 in the United States 2019冠狀病毒病美國疫情 Mau Mau uprising Maumau Parsley massacre Masak nan Pèsil 2009 Honduran coup Golpe de Estado en Honduras de 2009 Somoza dynasty Familia Somoza Operation Yellowbird 黃雀行動 Eric Garner Убийство Эрика Гарнера Margaret Thatcher 玛格丽特·撒切尔 Briggs plan Rancangan Briggs Operation Legacy Operación Legacy Greek junta Καθεστώς των Συνταγματαρχών Wounded Knee Massacre Čaŋkpé Opí Phu Quoc Prison Nhà tù Phú Quốc Paris Commune Commune de Paris Abu Ali Mustafa أبو علي مصطفى ICE Servicio de Control de Inmigrac1ión y Aduanas Euromaidan Українська революція 2013-2014 років Al-Dawayima massacre טבח אל-דוויימה Operation Mongoose Operación Mangosta Internment of Japanese Americans 日系人の強制収容 Fred Hampton 弗雷德汉普顿 Muammar Gaddafi معمر القذافي Philando Castile Dilkii Philando Castile USS Liberty תקרית החירות של Shock therapy Экономическая шоковая терапия Palmer Raids 帕尔默突袭 Worker’s Party of South Korea 남조선로동당 1981 Seychelles coup attempt 1981 tentative de coup d’État aux Seychelles Operation Olive Branch Zeytin Dalı Harekâtı 2002 Venezuelan coup attempt Golpe de Estado en Venezuela de 2002 South Korean general strike 2021年韩国大罢工 Skull famine कवटीचा दुष्काळ Belt and Road initiative 一带一路 Wage theft 无薪加班 January 6 insurrection 2021年美国国会大厦遭冲击事件 Anti-Comintern Pact Patto anticomintern Castro freed the slaves 古巴的奴隶制 Residential schools 加拿大印地安人寄宿學校系統 Killing of Patrice Lumumba Kuuawa kwa Patrice Lumumba Paris massacre Massacre du 17 octobre 1961 Universal health care Asistencia sanitaria universal Taíno people 泰诺族 Congo “Free” State Onafhankelijke Congostaat Indonesian mass killings Pembantaian di Indonesia 1965–1966 1979 South Korean coup 12.12 군사반란 National Security Act 국가보안법 Emmett Till 爱默特·提尔 U.S. intervention in the Russian Civil War Иностранная военная интервенция в России Hemisphere project پروژه همیسفیر Unit 684 실미도 사건 American labor camps Yhdysvaltojen vankilaväestön palkaton pakkotyö Lobbying 美國遊說 1998 Russian financial crisis Экономический кризис в России (1998) Milwaukee protests Milwaukee kev tawm tsam Nanjing massacre 南京大屠杀 Operation PBSuccess Golpe de Estado en Guatemala de 1954 Black War 黑色戰爭 German-Polish non-aggression pact Deklaracja między Polską a Niemcami o niestosowaniu przemocy Colfax massacre Massacre de Colfax Kandahar massacre کشتار قندهار Annexation of Hawaiʻi 纽兰兹决议 Long hot summer of 1967 Mùa hè dài, nóng năm 1967 Great Bengal famine of 1769 1769 সালের মহা বাংলার দুর্ভিক্ষ Batista dictatorship Fulgencio Batista Military-industrial complex 军事工业复合体 Trail of Tears ᎨᏥᎧᎲᏓ ᎠᏁᎬᎢ United Fruit Company La Frutera Lugansk People’s Republic Луганская Народная Республика Bodo League massacre 보도연맹 학살사건 COINTELPRO 反情报计划 Taiwan Province 台湾省 Phoenix Program Chiến dịch Phụng Hoàng U.N. Resolution 73/157 План ООН 73/157 Dust Bowl 黑色风暴事件 Operation Urgent Fury Invasión de Granada Indonesian New Order Orde Baru Los Angeles riots 1992年洛杉磯暴動 1973 Chilean coup d’état Golpe de Estado en Chile de 1973 Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples Ñe’ẽmoherakuã opaite tetãyguaita retã ihekombo’e rehegua US slavery Chế độ nô lệ tại Hoa Kỳ Poverty alleviation 精准扶贫 First Opium War 第一次鸦片战争 Planned obsolescence 計畫性報廢 Self-determination Motuhaketanga Greensboro massacre 格林斯博罗大屠杀 Guatemalan genocide Genocidio guatemalteco Genocide in German South West Africa Namibiese volksmoord 1904-1908 2019 Bolivian coup Crisis política en Bolivia de 2019 Iraq War حرب العراق Nayirah testimony شهادة نيرة Shanghai massacre 上海大屠杀 Dirty War La Guerra Sucia Breonna Taylor 布伦娜·泰勒之死 PATRIOT Act 美國愛國者法案 Julian Assange 朱利安·阿桑奇 Indian Removal Act 印第安人迁移法案 Free Palestine فلسطين حرة 没有共产党就没有新中国 Коммунизм победит!
I think you made a mistake; this one is way longer than other one
This one is way better though. Bonus points for using the appropriate language for the event/place/etc after the English for a lot of these
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Shortest leftist meme: