“You won’t find anything. The IRS was pretty thorough.”
Ha. Good one. Take my upvote and thank you for your service.
I’m not sure whether or not this was supposed to be a joke post, but I recently had a colonoscopy, and everyone was super nice and fully aware that this was an embarrassing procedure, so they did their best to make it as pleasant as you can be in a surgical waiting area.
I felt myself falling asleep, then seemingly immediately blink awake. I said, “Doc, I don’t think the anesthesia is working,” and he said, “Ha, no man, we’re done.”
Like you said, the prep was the worst part. There is no joy in daily living without food.
Mine too! Then i said, “It wasn’t that bad. I can’t believe i stressed over it for so long,” and he said, “Yep! You should have come in 32 years ago.” And that was the most uncomfortable part of it.
“After this can you write a note for my wife to tell her my head is not, in fact, up my ass?”
Ask them if they’ll be shooting in hidef 4k or IMAX.
With your rectum. The man sees you crush a piece of ice with that sphincter, you command some respect for the rest of the procedure.
“My safe word is pineapple”
You’re going to want to avoid looking like a huge ass. I’d avoid jokes that shit on their career choice.
Bravo.
Put a joke on a post it note and place it between your butt cheeks.
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty”
I had to get my ass checked and the doctor was surprised at my lack of shame or discomfort with it. When it was over he said “don’t come back just for this okay?”
Stick a lightbulb in your butt. There’s a good episode of scrubs they can watch if they don’t know how to get it out.
how to get it out.
Break it?
;-)
That doesn’t sound like a bright idea.
Thumb war it is.
one holds the ice pick, the other bangs with the mallet
The benefit of accidental lobotomy is that the patient won’t remember.
After this do you want me to do you?
“Please be gentle”
Keep an eye out for our next president.
