I always see diplodocus and wanna call it a boopasarus because in Ark: Survival Evolved they’re friendly guys who just boop you around everywhere.
Diplodocus is loaded with gonorrhea. It’s just that the sex kills you before he spreads it to ya.
…while he spreads it to you.
dipaloadadickus
duplocockus
Diplo
- American DJ
- music producer
- causes gonorrhea
May or may not cause gonorrhea.
This idiot never heard about all those diplodocus orgies
correlation does not equal causation
God dammit. I never get invited to the fun parties.
Big-o’dickus
- very big
- causes gonorrhea (or I already had it, idk)
Drip-o’dickus
😋
Why is one spelt with a double C at the end though
Because it’s derived from the Greek kokkos, meaning berry, because the bacteria are round (like berries) and not elongated like other bacteria.
super cool info
Both gram negative, I’d assume
Next time I fire up Ark i am taming the closest Diplodocus and naming it Mr. Diplococcus.
If one bums you you end up with a mega sore arse