Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month agoI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.message-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThe biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find. He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoAnd instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)
minus-squareSkua@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoFor the entire duration, he can’t work out what it actually is because it’s such a weird shape and so ridiculously huge that it being a dildo never even crosses his mind
The biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find.
He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.
Latex fist.
And instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)
For the entire duration, he can’t work out what it actually is because it’s such a weird shape and so ridiculously huge that it being a dildo never even crosses his mind