Faramir FFS stop being a lazy bum!
You wish now that our pizzas had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir brought 5-cheese pizza?
Nah. Boromir would have brought 5 four-cheese pizzas.
“That’s twenty cheeses total!”
“Father, that’s not how…”
“Twenty cheeses! Twenty!”
Less than half of what I’d hoped for.
“It even levitates. There is no pleasing you, Father.”
And Peter would have brought me a strawberry milkshake!
Five-cheese pizza?
En esta economía??!
Five pizzas is a bit much, I think.
This made me so hungry, I might order pizza
I’m convinced that Denethor is actually the real villain of LotR. Sauron wanted to unite a divided land and eliminate the racism that was endemic.
That’s nice
Also Faramir is way better than Boromir so he clearly cant judge class
There are FOUR cheeses!
“You want tomato slices?”
“No! Whole tomatoes you can bite like an apple!”
Eugh watching him eat tomatoes was a terrible day to have eyes
Poor Pippin lol