I have now completed a full clean of Miss Meow’s litter boxes. Hopefully she is impressed, and not too alarmed that I have also rearranged some of the furniture in the area.
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋A selection of sweet pastries for me, and some low-calorie cat food for Miss Meow please.
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miss meow is looking forward to taking your pastries 🎣
Lamburger with the lot and blue cheese dressing and coffee please.
🐑🍍🍳🍅🥬🧅🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🍔☕️
Chicken burger please and fries on the side.
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May I please have a very adult choc orange mousse?
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I’ll get a big jack please
CAT 5 and a coffee thanks
🐱5️⃣☕️
What I thought was an arvo shift is, in fact, a morning shift. So 4am wake up time and shower. Ughhhhhhhhhhh! 💀
The Mystery Of The Missing Tram.
The absence of ding ding is deafening.
I posted a little one but it’s not the same.
I have the tram, but not the map anymore. I don’t know where I am to catch the tram.
Perth also appear to be missing an icon. I have no idea why, maybe the icons got drunk and ran off together somewhere and will be back after they sober up?
The house over the road is having it’s roof cleaned. Maybe I’m being too picky, but I don’t think I’d have gone with a company called “Bad Roof Restorations”.
I’m watching a doco series about a con man called Conn. I kid you not.
There’s a mob near me call A&L doors. Not sure if it’s intentional or not…
Wtf is this title ABC? Also the new design sucks
extremist language and using words that have no relation to the actual subject matter
iow, it’s post modern where words mean what ever they want !!
derail and collateral are mixed metaphors, it sounds really illiterate
They brought back the classic ABC News theme, which tbh is the only highlight of the new changes.
Ignoring the post itself I agree that it’s ugly as fuck
Just had two toddlers sleeping on me the way pets do when you can’t move
would KILL to have a toddler sleep on me again. About the only time I’ll get a cuddle I suspect.
I thought it would mean an easy nap put down but they’re both awake again and have not slept yet
Reading my journal from a year ago and I was upset because I had sent my ex a reel that my friend had sent to me saying, “Have some virtual flowers, you deserve it.”
He had replied back saying to send some good quality memes instead. Dude didn’t like the tiniest hint of sap. I am very glad I’m not with someone I’m incompatible with anymore and that I’m not upset over such a stupid thing. Peace ✌️ :)
He sounds like he has the maturity of freshly vinificated grapes.
There’s someone out there for you, and this dude was so not it lol
Headline: “Older adults don’t benefit from moderate drinking, according to large study”
Why is this news? Is there any doubt at this point that alcohol for anyone in any amount is a carcinogen?
Reminds me of a headline I saw recently ‘study finds early childhood tablet use linked to tantrum outbursts’. No-shit-Sherlock-scientists. They’ll soon discover water is wet too.
This is up there with the scientists who studied pizza, and finally determined that the ingredient that burned people’s mouths was the sauce
Chocolate is good for you…according to the Cadbury scientists.
I like this one and will choose to believe it.
Expect the same results every Easter
Booktopia is trading again - link
Dunno how long this will last.
I wonder how they’ll generate profits if they already had such a massive debt.
Miss Meow has now been successfully taken to the vet. I managed to get her into the carrier with only one scratch. She was so terrified about the whole thing the vet has prescribed sedatives for next time. She has also been declared overweight and in need of a diet, so of course the first thing she did when we got home was make a beeline for her dry food bowl and stuff her face with comfort kibble.
On the way home I beeped at a pedestrian for the first time ever. Seriously Miss Pedestrian, you have right of way to cross the road, not to stop half way contemplating life or admiring the view or whatever it was she was up to. Then, to add to the excitement of the trip, when I got home there was a police crime scene unit parked next door. I am guessing someone robbed the new townhouses over the road, empty houses filled with brand new appliances tend to be a bit of a target.
Miss Meow is missing chompers and is still overweight. What are you feeding her? Maybe she’s raiding the pantry while you’re asleep.
Too much dry food I think. She also raids Mr Woof’s dry food, so I need to be more attentive at pickup up his leftovers!
😂
It’s always funny when a pet runs in, goes for the neighbour’s bowl, then eats their own.
Action filled morning!
I love when pedestrians cross the road, but do so at an angle or diagonally or whatever, then wave as is we are ok with it. no you muppet! Cross is a straight line, quick as you can. Dont stuff around talking on the phone or whatever.
I just had that happen this morning when I went out for a quick chemist trip.
Blocked me as I was turning into a lane, blocked me from reverse parking and initiating it and blocked me when I need to go back forwards to angle myself correctly.
Also got in my way as I was walking into the shopping centre.
It’s amazing how non attentive pedestrians can really get in your way.
I’m #1.
No I’M #1.
Idiots, circling the drain.
spoiler
The age used to be good until it was taken over by nine, and now it’s just a ‘nicer’ version of the herald sun
there was a time span, about 15 years, when the age was good and it was all due to one man, Ranald McDonald, who aspired to have a great newspaper with good journalism. The age was crap before him and after.
he was eventually shuffled out then went to work for 3LO for a few years.
his 3LO show was interesting, he was so trusted whistle blowers used to call him up on air!!
There are two I still remember. The whistle blower who said that there were gangs of shop thieves to order. One of the shop owners happened to be listening and a big investigation ensued. That was Fabian Dattner shops, she went on to be an activist/do gooder.
Another whistle blower was a buyer from coles/myer who said they had instructions to always buy from china and ignore australia manufacturers. Even when the prices from Australia were cheaper. The purpose was to drive small manufacturers out and reduce competition. Nothing came of that one.
Truly a race to the bottom, only to discover once they get there its a space that’s been occupied by sky for years!
Ding, ding MF!
Crapola sleep team, checking in.
Larry Emdur won the tv popularity contest?
who?
They still do tv?
Lol I had to look that up because I didnt know his name haha, I know his face tho