Europe staring across the pond:
Canada’s got that Hank Hill ass with California.
Excuse me, the term is Diminished Gluteal Syndrome.
American here, you forgot that Texas is a big poopy diaper. Otherwise no notes. 👍
“Super Doody”, perhaps?
Took exactly 11 minutes from posting for an American to be like “no u”. Absolutely no sense of humour.
Lol and the title of your post implies Americans get “big mad” about this silliness. Looks like a pretty sad attempt at rage-baiting and then not understanding when it didn’t work
I was just going along with the joke lol it’s just a meme dude, calm down
Jokes on them, they didn’t know we were already immune to pompous xenophobes by living here.
Plays into the joke
Accused of no sense of humor
This is why Quebec keeps trying to leave you.
Yeah, but Quebec would leave anybody, even themselves if they could.
swag hat
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Nope, America is the pants and Alaska is the hat.
America is Canada’s pants AND hat.
Mind blown
Make Canada hat again.
Canada looks like blood exploding out of pants
If big mad means “leaves ‘em grinnin’” then mission accomplished.
Thanks!
Of course Florida is the wiggly jiggly bit.
I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks
Or America is such a shit show even your shorts are fucked
The biggest thing it implied to me is that Florida is part of Canada. You can have em!
You ever been to Dartmouth?
Is Florida the dick? Or Texas? Or Mexico?
I like that Canada is drunk with it’s dick out
Floridick
Jorts
European here, i think mexicos cool. North america actually has two normal countries and then the us
Lol Florida would be a dick.😆 What does that say about all the old people we exile to the Floridian badlands. Is it a metaphor for rebirth?
Does it cancel out because we also made fun of Florida?