Or, you know, sandwiches
pizza, sandwich, burger, hot dog, corn dog, fries, rolls (and basically any bread-like thing), buffalo wings, chicken nuggets / tenders, fish sticks, most fruit, any veggies that can be eaten raw, most quick snacks, and so much more.
Corn dog does not belong on that list. You don’t eat the stick
jesus fucking christ fine. replace corn dog with: corn on the cob, tacos, burritos, nachos, tater tots, bbq ribs, breadsticks, calzones, mozzarella sticks, etc.
Sorry, I eat my tacos with a spork. Remove tacos from you list please.
*fopoon
You good?
I eat tots and calzones with a fork. As well as big wet burritos.
I AM NOT here to judge or shame you for what foods you don’t eat with your bare hands.
I ABSOLUTELY AM here to both judge and shame people who will not eat something with their hands “because it’s gross”, but discount all the things they do eat with their hands as “it doesn’t count”, while they are perfectly fine eating dozens of other foods with their hands.
i don’t care what you eat with a fork. i care what you eat with your bare hands while judging others for what they eat with their bare hands.
Hands are best utensil. The best foods are designed for the hands.
Wait you’re not supposed to eat the stick?
How else am I supposed to get my fiber?
I always remove the stick once I’ve eaten down to the stick. So for me, at least half the corn dog is always eaten with my hands.
It depends on how dry the food is that is being touched… Except chicken wings now that you mention it.
chicken drums?
i eat pizza with a fork and knife
Yes officer this comment right here.
I eat fries with a fork.
Ok I feel this one is fine
How else am I supposed to dunk them in mayo?
With your fingers? Do you completely submerge them in mayo or something?
The only time it is acceptable to use a fork for fries is whith those super soggy ones that were immersed in ketchup/mayo. You use a fork to scoop those up and put them in the trash. Those are far worse than pineapple on pizza or fries with ketchup.
I’m getting British vibes from you.
It’s the formal way of doing it in Italy though?
You looked good in today’s mugshot, mr Trump
Found the heretic.
any food is hand food if you wash your hands after.
any food is hand food if you wash your hands after.
And how about before?
That sounds like quiter talk
The dirt adds so much extra interesting bits to the texture of the food
especially soup
I feel like it’s diff when it’s literally a dry part of the food item meant to be grabbed like that and most ppl would still use napkins and shit.
You probably use your hand to wipe your ass as well. Civilized people use a bidet. Like the french or smth, I don’t know I never used one.
I have someone spit on my butthole
Based
Nice comment
Italy has bidet
I’m french, never seen a bidet except in foreign hotels.
the fr*nch absolutely are not civilised
In the UK squat toilets still get called French-style despite not beong found in France for generations.
Angry baguette noises…
But yeah most houses in France don’t have a bidet. They wipe
Indians use bidets (not all of them, but water is the common method)
Hand washing your ass with water is much cleaner than those who only use toilet paper and call it a day
Can’t go wrong with a hole in the ground and a garden hose
Bidets are awesome
Why are people in others fucking business. Just let people eat with whatever they want. Its not affecting you in any fucking way.
With that being said, I think indians are eww for other reasons.
amazing. true open minded educated racism.
/s ←←← look!!!
I dont think it is racism to call up bad habits from countries. From my experience, the country of India has very bad habits in regards to hygene. I am talking about keeping streets clean and preparing street food with hygene. Other countries have bad habits too. For example americans are crazy about their guns and their education is underwhelming. It is not racist to call for those things imo.
I am a person of color myself, and Im pretty sure that my country of origin has also a lot of bad habits. I have had a couple of friends from India and their homes have not been the cleaniest, but I still loved to hang out with them.
Absolutely, what’s wrong in my book is relating that directly with the Indian people. Systemic issues such as waste disposal or irregular access to clean water are real, but that’s not “indians being eww”. In fact India is where I learned to clean my butt with water ! and never, ever eat with my left hand 😁
Eating with your hands is awesome
Hands is the only way to eat
I don’t understand, that’s a bowl of chocolate sauce on an airplane?
Maybe Desantis is a secret muslim
Eating your hands is not awesome.
Eating other people’s hands though? You know when you crave hands?
Here’s a video of AI Will Smith eating spaghetti (partially) with his hands
Do you have any syrup for that spaghetti?
Kinda funny how people switched to eating fries (for Brits: chips) with forks to eating them with hands. Why doesn’t anybody talk about this?
How can you eat chips with a fork? Wouldn’t the chips crack if you try to spear them?
You use a spoon
As the Shah of Persia once said to Nehru,
« Eating with a fork is like making love through an interpreter. »
And the logical extension…
I eat my pizza with a spoon, you heathen!