Trekman10@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoYou can make one change to the world/reality that makes people's lives more inconvenient or awkward. What do you change?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareYou can make one change to the world/reality that makes people's lives more inconvenient or awkward. What do you change?NSFWTrekman10@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square65fedilinkfile-text
I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.
minus-squarespitz@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoI quite like the (I think?) Jewish curse: “may your laundry never dry”. That would suck wearing clothes that are always slightly damp.
minus-squarespitz@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI know you jest, but the more you think about it, the nastier a curse it is. For example, your crack would always be itchy. You’d never be able to put your clothes away because mold would devour them. And so on.
I quite like the (I think?) Jewish curse: “may your laundry never dry”. That would suck wearing clothes that are always slightly damp.
Calm down Satan!
I know you jest, but the more you think about it, the nastier a curse it is. For example, your crack would always be itchy. You’d never be able to put your clothes away because mold would devour them. And so on.