Without a doubt:
“Seven”
The MacBook Wheel. Imagine how disastrous this product would be if it actually happened.
Not to mention that was the first time I discovered the Onion.
Honestly same I didn’t know who was the onion
The one about the memorial built in advance for a damn disaster that they all saw coming but did nothing about, except for the memorial of the future victims.
This disaster will have been preventable. All of the warning signs are here now. Yet, no one will have fucking done anything about it.
These comments are proof that The Onion peaked like 15 years ago. They just haven’t been as funny since then.
Weirdly, this comment is a little hasty but only because of recent developments. ONN presumably didn’t make enough money so it was canceled, thus they couldn’t keep doing sketches like that. Now that The Onion has bought itself from its corporate owners, ONN is said to be returning. If the new ONN sucks this comment will be accurate though.
i dont think its the onions fault, parody just got more difficult when real life is already ridiculous
ONN Exclusive: One-on-One Interview with God https://youtu.be/Vo1IwmaUz90?feature=shared
I like the Taliban guy telling the 911 conspiracy guy that 911 was real.
“A lot of networks report the news as it happens. But only one has the power to report the news BEFORE it happens. Through our state-of-the-art wormhole sattelite, the Onion News Network Future channel brings you exclusive news transmissions from the year 2137. Because to stay ahead in today’s world, you need to know what’s going to happen in tomorrow’s.”
And then on the map one of the states is Gay Texas LMAO
WOKE LIBERAL america be like
- wokelahoma
- they/themessee
- nonbinary dakota
- transylvania
- hannah montana
- lesbiana
- kawaii
- gay texas
- north and south queerolina
- washington H.R.T.
80% Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night https://youtu.be/HQCkNo0qfgY?si=UDoz-bj3uL5m53pd
The part about the bowl of water at the end is perfect.
I discovered this one recently
Country Music Stars Challenge Al-QaedaThe “postbox” sketch:
I love this one. I sometimes fit “post office box” into sentences just to say it the way Duncan does.
Side note, I saw Duncan’s actor in an episode of Always Sunny a few years ago and it was lovely seeing him. He’s probably my favorite from ONN. The segment about Nigeria where he accidentally reads about Niger is a phenomenal use of visual comedy