Been ages since I had alcohol, and I can feel every cell of my body hates me.
A perfect day to sit at a cafe
I love nothing more than to sit at a cafe watching as people go through their everyday things as I sip on a coffee.
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Hmm. Lemon lime bitters cordial and… Any variety of sandwich. Pls and thank you.
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I don’t know what I want today.
Surprise me!
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Thank you Chef!
Frozen toilet roll and some ice cubes please chef ❤️
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Oh dear. Been there, alas.
An Aussie burger with the lot please
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good call
Roast beef with horseradish and roasted veg and gravy!!!
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Boop boop 👉👃
ACHOO
I BLESS THEE
Oooh, a lovely glass of sparkling and some oysters, please!
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I know it’s very Melbourne-centric of me, but Grand Final week just isn’t the same with two interstate teams. Even if we call them South Melbourne and Fitzroy.
Agree! I’ll still have the g&t and the little boys out but it’s not the same. I’m calling it the AFL state of origin match.
I’m still flat by what happened last night to my cats.
They were a bit fumbly and maybe nervous.
We squandered our chances as well despite the brilliance of Gryan Myers last night.
I’m sad again :(
Sounds like someone is ready for a bit of Melbourne Storm bandwagoning…
I think there is less vaping since the bans. I don’t notice clouds of fruit flavoured smoke wafting around as much as I used to. I guess the ban is working? I had just assumed the illegal supply would fill the gap.
Reading this has made me annoyed sorry. Yes I vape and occasionally still smoke imported ciggies but wtf is the point of these laws other than to get people smoking darts again to rake in the insane tax?
So you haven’t noticed all the people suddenly smoking cigarettes?
So it’s going to plan then?
Last picture of the lonny dog beach fence :( That’s all that’s left was a good 500m back in the day it’s about 4m now last few weeks was the nail in the coffin. God speed fence you didn’t really serve a purpose but you existed.
Who has washing to do and is still procrastinating?
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Washing done but I need to tidy, vacuum and some life admin and am procrastinating.
Sorry, mine’s washed and hung up to dry already.
Well haven’t you been a busy little bee. I’ve had two shits and three cups of tea and I’ve just managed to put a load on.
I have to vacuum and do the bathroom and I just want to sit in bed and read…
I did mine yesterday however I’m procrastinating now.
Window fixed, or rather, secured
He initially just put some cardboard and duct tape over it, but then noticed some more major cracks running up the window so suggested that he could board it up as it might be a few weeks until a glazier comes to replace it.
I called emergency maintenance, because it does qualify as an emergency repair (even though he came to “fix” it on Wednesday and I just didn’t notice…). And the bloke who fixed it was from… Drumroll… McPeake!
He was actually pretty chill though, called the bloke an idiot, and said that he absolutely should not have even come to “fix” it without notifying anyone. Technically he did notify me, he said on Tuesday he’d come by the next day to fix it. But he still should’ve knocked, and he absolutely should not have just tried to do a runner after breaking the window. Tosser.
Unreal. It’s amazing what people think is okay.
Love a manufacturing process video on YouTube sometimes.
Just watched one where the “QC PASSED” sticker went on the appliance before it was even fully assembled. Gotta love it.
Some of us need an early night tonight.
This fluffy creature has the right idea.
Refined and concentrated essence of zzzzzzzzz
Sleep seems to come to cats so easily.
Yes, I’m eating chilli right now.
Jealous
Ditto if leftover burrito mix is chilli
I’ll allow it, Whatever gets you through the morning.
Good night everyone. Stay warm and sleep well. 😽
Tf is with all the noisy bastards tonight
My upstairs neighbours have been carrying on with obscenities and threats of violence for about four hours
I’m familiar with the type. I’ve learned to be grateful when it’s not being directed at me, but sometimes you wish they’d just cut the crap and kill each other.
Is it possibly to surgically remove the neighbours?
Four hours and counting of their bullshit
If only. We’d both be a lot happier.
…well there is a way but that’s frowned upon
I believe the method used by parts of the illegal tobacco industry to improve market share would be effective, but not socially responsible. It’s hard to think of a socially responsible way to delete neighbours.
What a great night!
Have a great day everyone ❤️