PugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agoGoblin friendlemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10cross-posted to: adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageGoblin friendlemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square16fedilinkcross-posted to: adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squareSoku@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.
minus-squareSoku@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoBut do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoSadly, no. I don’t think I’m qualified to be a goblin. More’s the pity.
minus-squareSoku@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoNot to worry, I’m convinced you’re a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.
I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?
I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.
But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…
Sadly, no. I don’t think I’m qualified to be a goblin. More’s the pity.
Not to worry, I’m convinced you’re a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.
I am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.