The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.
It’s the Ancient Cheese of Foresight!
Ricotta is a boring cheese. No cheese flavor just white mush. Gross
Yeah, fancy cottage cheese
When your son brings you a pizza but there’s no tomato sauce.
Boromir would have brought one with tomatoes on it
Five pizzas?
Well yeah you fucking cannibal.
There aren’t even any tomatoes on it. He really did lose the wrong son.
The tomatoes were turned into a delicious sauce underneath the cheese. Just cause Boromir was more obvious with his tomatoes doesn’t make it better!
Denethor prefers tomatoes raw. More explosive power.
Nobody wants a five cheese pizza. That is when they break out the weird cheeses.
I will not stand for this gorgonzola slander
Feta cheese on pizza is delicious
Yup, the weird cheeses.
But yeah, it is delicious.
Boromir would have-a brought-a five.
