• Zier@fedia.io
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    2 months ago

    You’re getting paid rainbows as well? Must be nice to be so rich! Are you guys hiring???

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      2 months ago

      Oh, they’re metaphorical rainbows that live in our hearts, and shine brighter with each passing quarter as corporate profits continue to inflate to record highs, stimulating an internal sense of pride & joy to be working for such a successful company.