• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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    15 days ago

    “Not now!”, screamed Trump as he greedily shoveled full handfuls of lukewarm fries 🍟 into his weird little mouth, then he proceeded to lean backwards under the ice cream machine with an open mouth and pull the handle with his greasy little hand 🤚

    But alas… it was broken 😞

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      As we all know, of course, a Trump “handful“ is just two or three fries. It’s freaky how tiny his hands are in proportion to the rest of his body.

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          Literally everything about that guy is extremely weird. As a New Yorker, we’ve been familiar with his asshole since the 80s. He was always horrible, but he has steadily gotten worse over the decades.

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            we’ve been familiar with his asshole since the 80s. He was always horrible, but he has steadily gotten worse over the decades.

            It’s the anal leakage, isn’t it.