I’ve been 20 years old for a decade, my mother said it’s over this year, might switch to that

It’s for the cake you bake for your third date.

A friend of ours was approaching her 40th birthday. But she only admitted to having a “round” birthday, and even forbade her kids to talk about mommys age, even though we made a big production to learn her age with trick questions and all. And then we told her that if she keeps mum about her age, we’ll just guesstimate it.

That’s how she got sent loads of cards for her 50th birthday. She was a bit pissed when we arrived for the party. And then we handed her the real cards for her 40th.

Yay you are unicode encoding error years old!

Maybe it’s for asking questions, like “420?”

What is meme zar?

My grandmother often gave us birthday cards with the age we had before. At some point she switched to generic cards with a number on it but a question mark would have done too

I know a couple people who’ve been ? years old ever since they turned 30.

When you have A joint party with a 2 and a 20 something year old you can break out the regex:

27?

10/10 title

There comes an age where you stop counting. That’s when people start referring to age by “born in year” and not as a number. Never understood my parents why they did that when I was a kid or teenager. I do it myself now, think it started with 35 or so. Hope I’m not a vampire…

Can I have an interrobang candle?

The “?” candle is obviously for a gender reveal party.

Fight me!

Having a 0 as the condition for a ternary operator seems redundant.

Migrants from war torn countries unfortunately. In some communities there’s a lot of people with birthdays on Jan 1st, because they don’t know their birthdates. Quite common for Sudanese refugees (places with child soldiers or where family/parent based killing happened).

It’s tough out there in the world.