Some people can’t handle popcorn ceiling. That’s just hard cottage cheese.

I can’t handle the kind of “3d Holographic” that was all the rage in the late 90s early 00s.

Did you get a “holo” from your Harry potter brand chocolate frogs?

Then run an index fingernail over that affront to decent human sensibilities and feel what I say.

If I could not respond that way to that stimulus, my life would be improved.