This is so so so so true. Americans especially ww take more ibuprofen and excedrin in a month than surely you should in a lifetime.
People actually do that? I only take a few painkillers when I’m on my period.
If I’m sore I probably take 3 ibuprofen every 4 hours.
Also Australians (where the most economical package of paracetamol/acetaminophen is 200 pills for A$4).
I agree with the sentiment but are 200mg common where you live? Here in Germany I always get 400mg packs.
“Lol Americans are so funny, they can’t go to a doctor without going homeless, look at these coping mechanisms they use, hilarious”
Yeah, it’s pretty funny considering how absurd it is.
Calm down liberals its something called “dork humor” 😎
It is funny since they keep voting in ways that make their healthcare worse instead of better so why should we feel pity?
I’ve consistently voted towards better healthcare options, for all the good it’s ever done (read: not even a little bit.)
There are dozens of us, dozens!
It’s not all of us ☹️
Still better off than the people in the countries you coup to install dictators.
I guess I’m Americaning wrong. As far as painkillers go, 've only taken one ibuprofen in the last year. I even had a severe gut pain event where they prescribed me some oxy but I never took anything.
If you’re in severe pain oxy doesn’t really get you high. At least not more than adrenaline. Just kills the pain and otherwise makes you feel fine.
IV dilaudid was the good stuff. I’m glad it was only during my hospital stay though. They sent me home with tons of oxy. Took it as prescribed a couple weeks before deciding I’d rather be able to have a beer and a functional colon.
I do get why people get addicted to the stuff though. Kills emotional pain right along with the physical.
I think a lot of Americans are wary of Oxy now. I was in a car crash and the first thing I told the paramedics was, “no narcotics”. I deal with enough in my life, I did not need a drug dependency too.
Two 500mg tablets of acetaminophen please, thank you
-A Certified American
Americans just tell you it’s a slight headache. In reality their back is so screwed up it’s going to require surgery but they can’t afford that and complaining about actual pain is strictly forbidden in American men.
So we take
2004008001600 Motrin, with some bourbon, and ignore it as best as we can.That’s really sad.
Yup, I know.
But they’ll only recommend the surgery after trying muscle relaxers ten times over the course of a year.
This is my mother for the last year or so because of rotoscoliosis, a bulging disc, and arthritis in her shoulders.
She can’t really get any form of treatment because the only insurance she can afford is a high-deductable plan, which means she would have to pretty much pay for the entire treatment out of pocket.
Would flying to Europe and getting healthcare there be cheaper? Look into it.
Maybe but still thousands that we don’t have
I’m so sorry. We really need universal healthcare.
I’m sure we’ll get there next election!
(Says half of America every 4 years)
Next election? What next election? Elections are so out of fashion now!
I think we’ll still have elections, just like how Russia still has elections.
SSELECT ONE:
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Donald J. Trump / James D. Vance
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No suitable candidate (year in the gulag)
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Honestly I think the Americans have it right, here.
You end up taking fewer painkillers of you start taking them early and get ahead of the pain. If you wait until the pain is already severe, you end up taking more.
Idk why this happens, it’s info I got from a nurse, and intuitively it feels right.
But also, we have small bottles, too. Kirkland is the Costco brand, the place where you buy shit in bulk.
It’s like showing some natural peanut butter from the grocery store vs. a tub of jif from Sam’s club.
Yeah, the double pack of Kirkland ibuprofen will typically last an entire family a year or more
I think you replied to the wrong comment
Europeans: I’m taking a pill, if it keeps hurting I’m going to the doctor.
Americans: I’m keeping taking this until I pay the house. It is still hurting, I can refinance the house to see a doctor.
Also at least in my country I can call in sick if I have a headache, will be paid for the day and there is no number of paid-time-off-days, which will be subtracted by one when I do so. The employer continues to pay up to 6 weeks of salary if you need to stay at home due to sickness, and for a period longer than 3 days you need a dr to confirm you’re sick. The number of sick days per year depend on you actually being sick - I was baffled when I learned this is a fixed number in the US (at least for some) . I guess the motivation to work sick when you have a limited number of paid sick days also contributes to the usage of pain killers.
Really not much exaggeration here
Exaggerated, sure. The point still stands. Unfortunately.
The point might not stand, sure. But it’s not exaggerated. Boop.
I honestly don’t understand the Dutch techno reference.
It’s about the perceived drug use (namely ecstasy) within the electronic music scene. Amsterdam, because of its ports and proximity to western Europe, became a hub for typically higher quality drugs.
Their substance laws are also way more lax than the rest of Europe.
The only place I’ve ever seen that huge Kirkland bottle is in a workplace. I don’t even have pain killers in my house right now…also American.
I’ve got a bum leg. Costco Advil is my friend.
I’m kinda in this meme. I went through one of those big bottles roughly every 1-2 months for 20 years. Sometimes 12 pills in one day, with 4-8 acetaminophen on top (they do giant double packs of those too). Chronic migraines, but every doctor I asked for help just told me to lose weight so it went untreated and got worse and worse. Our health care suuuucks.
I did lose the weight. It didn’t magically fix my migraines, or affect them at all. Insurance dicked me around for another year and a half while my neurologist tried to help every way she could, but we finally got it down to only one migraine a week. I’m truly glad for that, but I still think about the years of unnecessary suffering, and how much better it might be now if I’d been treated sooner.
You know what sucks as well? Taking too many painkillers against headaches actually causes headaches. Horrible ones at that. Glad to read that you’re feeling better, but that’s a real trap many people out there are stuck in.
Holy shit, how did you not die from stomach ulcers?
Prilosec presumably
Don’t know about Ibuprofen, but Paracetamol overdose is horrible, agonizing death.
Overdosing on Ibuprofen is harder and less deadly iirc but it can really mess up your stomach and/or damage your kidneys.
Okay ok that does sound terrifying but I rest my case in that it’s hard to do. 28 pills is a hell of a lot.
The most ill do is 8 in a day, 2 doses of four spaced out over 8ish hours, and that’s on pretty rare occasion. I usually just need some to help with the back pain I get from my shitty college dorm mattress.
i had to take 3.2g of ibuprofen for years before i got my gout under control. then like magic, naproxen actually started working for me. now its just 600mg of that for the same effect
Allopurinol for a change?
