At least they haven’t banned omega
What’s omega?
My sweet summer child, do not look it up.
OmegaLUL
did they misspell feign, or is that some new meme word?
It’s a Travis Scott song I think
That would be correct yep
- Tweaking (Emma only) 😂
Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?
Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn’t experiming with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.
Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.
Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now
same thing, just used in a wider variety of contexts
Acting in a manner reminiscent of being on meth. Spastic (from which we get spaz )
Now I think about it, young people are often high energy because (as I put it) the motor is too big for the chassis hence the need to run around on the jungle gym. So having new recurring slang for someone who is too energetic to be fully in control (i.e. well-behaved) makes sense.
Alpha Beta
Well, I guess now we’re not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you’re all happy with yourselves.
or radioactive decay
Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed
thank god.
Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four
1900.84?
1000, 900 & 84
1000, 900 & 80
41 1000, 9 100’s & 80 4’s
Ruth is out on Front Street
Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣
But what if Ninja got a low taper fade…
What the sigma is going on here
Don’t Ohio me.
Chat this Diddy rizz ain’t gooning me today
Are we cooked?
Skibidi
Gang, you have to be tweaking with this goofy ahh rizz🤦
As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.
It’s what the kids are using in place of “God damn” when referring to something impressive.
as in Gyatt Dayum
It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.
Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?
I work with kids, it essentially means ass but has a sexualized context to it. Most kids approaching high school realize this and don’t use it as frequently around me, but younger kids seem to think it just means butt. Again this is just my experience and it could vary from place to place
Yes, my kids and their friends (10-13 yo) say it all the time and it’s pretty uncomfortable. They also say hawk tuah to just mean spit which is much more uncomfortable.
I thought it was a Pokemon…
What are Darius noises? “They will regret opposing me”?
“I do not tolerate cowardice”
NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand
Something about a wagon wheel.
I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.
To people complaining about never getting Half Life 3…
You get skibidi toilet, okay? That’s how the story ends.
You skibidi toilet, you!
Darius noises
Okay, Alexander
What’s Ruth’s Typo Count at?
Elevin
- Cold in here
Those poor kids
Teacher doesnt like to wear a bra and is tired of the kids commenting on it.
It’s chilibidi in her
Was he in the Odyssey or the Illiad?
I was doubting if I’m too old to get the reference, or if it’s a legit complaint from the kids.
Also, what’s wrong with “chat”?
Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.
Ex.- “Chat, is this real?” Or “Can you believe this, chat?”
Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.
Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats
Also, what’s wrong with “chat”?
Hey chat, I don’t think he knows…
Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.
Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different
The list was a classwide game by #5 no doubt.