The y’all zone is all zones apparently.

Awesome! Thanks comrade.

Thanks comrade

Clown country

Man that voodoo card was my birthday AND my Xmas gift one-year. I was lucky I got it

Don’t buy crypto

Okay Mr speedy gonzolaz, I can see your high powered LED sun beam headlights that are so far up my tail pipe my engine compartment looks like a disco.

I get you want to pass me. I want you to pass me to so you can get to your DWI faster. Unfortunately I am going 75mph in a 65mph speed zone and there are a whole line of stoners driving 45 to the nearest source of frozen pizza filling the right lane.

Yes, i can see you are somehow immune to speeding tickets and want to go 95mph. No I don’t want to get over in the right lane and go 45mph just for you my special boy.

Please wait one half of a minute while I clear this conga line of slow pokes and then you will be free to speed off to your inevitable demise.

I survive not to cope with hope of a better tomorrow. I survive out of spite so I may get the chance to witness very very bad things happening to very very bad people.

Alcohol

Put in the legwork to find me Mr alphabet soup man. I know you can do it, you’re just being lazy.

Lemmy has replaced reddit for me.

Is homelessness unique? Probably not. How about 4 times (so far)?

Make them yellow like the simpsons.

Crushed up cookies/brownies/cake in vanilla ice cream.

I usually have it at events, and once or twice a year on my own. I’d prefer my calories went towards alcohol.

(Planing to dry out at the end of the football season if there isn’t a false flag attack during the superbowl)

Intentional heroin overdose.

I browse all and the front page of lemmy.ml. I don’t usually seek out specific communities.

Are you sure you want my answers?

Life is taking fucking forever. Decades of rent payments and wage slaving await. Ultragigadepresso

Why would you curse someone to be a wage slave?