So I was gonna make a joke about being that creature that pees through their eyes, but I forgot the name of the animal, went to look it up and was given this gem of an AI response:
Don’t worry! Peeing through your eyes is normal! It’s just called “crying.”
Lobster?
Yeah. I was thinking some kind of lizard, for some reason. Just seems like a lizard thing to do, I guess.
I believe (sea) turtles do just that
There are lizards that spurt blood from their eyes, aren’t there? Basically the same thing tbh, just fancy water.
“I’ve got to go make some fancy water” will now be my go-to phrase for heading to the restroom
You pee blood?
Damn. Just wait until the brain rot generation gets all their info from AI. We’re fucked!
Fucking thank God. And here I was worried my liver was fried.
I love AI
Big talk from bitches with sap running through them
You know you want a taste of that sap tho
Bruh the only reason you exist is because you fell not so close and not so far from your mother and you can’t even venture beyond that hill or scratch your own ass. You don’t even have an ass. Sit down, there are chordates communicating
Looooool mfer can’t even sit down. His assless ass touches the ground, he becomes fungus food.
