Well I like video games; why are so many videos games shit in recent years? 🤔

Haha no I’m not gonna do the intro. Just rip it.

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Same. I used to like Degree because it had barely any scent and actually worked as an antiperspirant. But then they changed the formula and started adding scents while it does fuck all to prevent sweating. 😩

I’m a wittle cissy boy. :3

Am I The Butt Face?

Damn did Reddit go and censor “Am I The Asshole?”

I’m reminded of the time I was young as hell playing Quake online and said “cocked, locked and ready to rock” and someone replied “Cocks shouldn’t be locked up! Cocks should be free!”

The ones spelled wrong are Google’s fault. I didn’t even capitalize them all; autocorrect did.

I’ve got this really big stable that needs de-poopification…

Like as transportation.

The number of dragons I’d ride in the other sense is pretty much any except Bayle the Dread because he’s an asshole. He probably lost his dick to Placidusax anyway (and why he’s so mad).

The only dragon I wanna ride is Falcor from Neverending Story.

takes a deep breath

Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venusaur, Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise, Caterpie, Metapod, Butterfree, Weedle, Kakuna, Beedrill, Pidgey, Pigeotto, Pidgeot, Rattata, Raticate, Spearow, Fearow, Ekans, Arbok, Pikachu, Raichu, Sandshrew, Sandslash, Nidoran, Nidorino, Nidoking, Clefairy, Clefable, Vulpix, Ninetails, Jigglypuff, Wigglytuff, Zubat, Golbat, Oddish, Gloom, Vileplume, Paras, Parasect, Venonat, Venomoth, Diglit, Dugtrio, Meowth, Persian, Psyduck, Golduck, Mankey, Primape, Growlithe, Arcanine, Poliwag, Poliwhirl, Poliwrath, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Machop, Machoke, Machamp, Bellsprout, Weepinbell, Victreebel, Tentacool, Tentacruel, Geodude, Graveler, Golem, Ponyta, Rapidash, Slowpoke, Slowbro, Magnemite, Magneton, Farfetch’d, Duouo, Dodrio, Seel, Dewgong, Grimer, Muk, Shellder, Cloysyer, Ghastly, Haunter, Gengar, Onix, Drowzee, Hypno, Krabby, Kingler, Voltorb, Electrode, Exeggcute, Exeggutor, Cubone, Marowak, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Lickitung, Koffing, Weezing, Rhyhorn, Chansey, Tangela, Kangaskhan, Horsea, Seadra, Goldeen, Seaking, Staryu, Starmie, Mr. Mime, Scyther, Jynx, Electrabuzz, Magmar, Pinsir, Tauros, Magikarp, Gyrados, Lapras, Ditto, Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Porygon, Omantyte, Omastar, Kabuto, Kabutops, Arodactyl, Snorlax, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Dratini, Dragonair, Dragonite, Mewtwo, and Mew.

Pants, out of breath

I don’t even like the fingerprint or facescan locks. It wouldn’t be that hard for someone to force my phone open while I’m asleep or something. That’s why I use a complicated ass pattern and password.

I only ever knew the first 151 anyway.

I kinda wonder how the fuck I wasn’t diagnosed as a kid but my siblings were. I remember going to a therapist as a kid and yet nothing was said or done about any problems I had.

This is a dumpster fire of a post.

So if the can shown wasn’t Coke, but Sprite, it would still appear red? Or is it a mix of both? The eyes are confused and the brain fills in? Like when seeing pink as mentioned elsewhere.

Pink is actually GREEN!

“Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat.” - Ron Swanson

Colored impressed; appears pink.

That’s wild as fuck. If I actually concentrate on the “red” it becomes white and then only becomes red again if I look away for a moment.