I’ll probably stick to asking for oat milk instead of “porridge water” or whatever the new mandated name will be. To be honest I do think calling it “milk” lets them inflate the price when it is essentially porridge water.
I’ll probably stick to asking for oat milk instead of “porridge water” or whatever the new mandated name will be. To be honest I do think calling it “milk” lets them inflate the price when it is essentially porridge water.
This is why I think the soy milk brand Silk is a brilliant product name.
Now we just need a non-dairy whey-fortified milk alternative to call itself Milky Whey
Wait for the courts to rule silk is only “excretions from the salivary glands of worms”.
Oilk?
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Oalk.
Monsoon ain’t gonna like that! Mind you, the Met Office are eyeing them up, once they get past the class action for trying to own human contact lol