ID: image titled “Health Insurance CEOS and their pay:” above 8 photos of the CEO
Cigna, DAVID CORDANI $21M
WellCare, MICHAEL CARSON $23.5M
Humana, BRUCE BROUSSARD $16.3 M
CENTENE Corporation, SARAH LONDON $18.6 M
MOLINA HEALTHCARE, JOSEPH ZUBRETSKY $21.4 M
CVS Health, KAREN LYNCH $21.6 M
Elevance Health, GAIL BOUDREAUX $21.9 M
United Healthcare, BRIAN THOMPSON $10.2 M
I bet the others made fun of him at their private CEO get-togethers.
He’s been estranged from his wife for a while (standard suspect) and who knows what kind of lunatic business rivals or failed affairs he’s had. I’m really gonna enjoy the dead silence when it turns out the killer was hired by some crazy ex-gf.
Cool, now let’s compare their addresses
And their
work schedulesoffice hours (because who are we kidding, they do no work).(because who are we kidding, they do no work)
Well, they might have to walk if no golf carts are available…
If there are no golf carts, they could afford to call in a helicopter to air drop one for them. This wealth is obscene.
This is true; adversity in their world would be the limo driver showing up late.
not small enough for the bullets to miss
i care less about their compensation than the profit their companies made denying care to a volume of humans. do we have those numbers?
United was the #1 claim denier as a percentage
Agreed. Otherwise you run into:
No, I don’t get paid to deny coverage and let people die. I enjoy it so much I do it for free!
Mmmmm, this guy was in the news for implementing AI strategy to deny health care I believe
Isn’t that the literal origin story of the Jigsaw Killer in the Saw movies? Or something like that?
There’s a direct correlation. Where do you think the money comes from?
This. Think about all the medical care these salaries could have provided. These people provide no value for their customers. Not a single patient received better care because of the CEO of their heath insurance provider.
Bad time to be named Lynch.
woah that’s so crazy. I’ve got this DIY submarine they should come ride in
I’ve got this DIY submarine too, it’s a 55 gallon drum with a bunch of scrap metal tied to the side as ballast. Guaranteed to be a comfortable ride!
Whaddaya mean it’s a “pile of junk not fit for a river crossing”? Sounds like you don’t appreciate true innovation.
I’m not getting in unless it is piloted using an offbrand xbox controller.
And the only destination I’ll accept is the Titanic.
I’d donate to that crowd-funding 👍
Updated:
I think this is why his photo was already grey.
I thought the same joke just need red circles around the rest haha
FYI this is out of date for CVS. Karen Lynch got fired and replaced by David Joyner a month ago.
Unless she got fired for whistleblowing, I think we can still count her, but it is good to stay up to date, thanks!
I remember she tried to overhaul their drug cost model to be less opaque and supposedly cheaper for consumers. Doesn’t seem like it ended up happening from my point of view. CVS is my PBM and keeps raising the cost for generics to the point where it’s cheaper to buy them without using insurance from an online pharmacy.
But I wouldn’t want the new jerk who replaced her to escape attention, seeing as he came from the PBM business and is likely the reason for my above complaint.
Oh yeah, I completely support getting these people’s names and photos out there.
First, I always like to recognize good image transcription, thank you OP.
I really dislike violence, and would never advocate for it; a just society offers better more evolved means of accountability and remedy.
But the idea that it should feel dangerous to be a billionaire resonates down to my marrow.
I really dislike violence
There is many types of violence,
It isnt just physics one.Yeah, everyone gets upset about physical violence, but so few people care about the systemic violence perpetuated against the lower classes.
Is systemic violence not a subgroup of physical violence? Is violence not per definition physical? I’m confused.
No, not all violence is physical, and while systemic violence can be violent, it very often isn’t. But it’s any damage or harmful action that’s carried out through normal operation.
Systemic violence against the poor includes economic and social violence, like tax cuts, safety regulations repealed, or social programs being shutdown. None of these forms of systemic violence are physical, but it’s yet another metaphorical hit against people who can barely stand as it is. The racism baked onto the system (shit like redlining) isn’t necessarily physically violent, but it hurts and kills people all the same. Hell, the UHC guy getting killed and everyone cheering is because shit like the insurance industry is systemically violent against its consumers.
The nonviolent forms of systemic violence due regularly lead to physical violence, such as houseless populations being rousted and their encampments torn down because it’s easier to be cruel than suffer the eyesore and help people.
And that’s really beyond my understanding…
But we don’t live in a just society.
Yeah I agree, but we dont really live in that society anymore. All attempts at reform are sidelined and corporate interests are put over our own constantly. I don’t like it either, but people have a breaking point and they can only take so much. If we had a stronger aca that wasn’t gutted by industry maybe there wouldn’t have been motive here.
Unfortunately, the ACA was gutted before it was signed. While it reduced the number of uninsured (by a lot), it is ultimately just another way public money could be funneled into these insurance companies.
Are tou familiar with the shadow of mordor mechanics? He’s just getting started
Are tou familiar with the shadow of mordor mechanics?
No, sorry 😂
WHY are they getting paid SO GODDAMN MUCH MONEY??
THIS IS NOT WHY WE GAVE TAX BREAKS
Not very much, just $196.000 a week.
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I dont know why but 196k a week infuriates me so much more than 20mil a year
That’s why we accept billionaires, it’s too mindboggling to understand.
Right. It’s like hey I wanna hire you for a job. I’m quite generous so I’m going to offer you $50/hour. And I am also going to pay you 24/7, working, not working, sleeping, doesn’t matter. Then for some reason I’m going to back pay you all the way to year 0. So you’ll get that pay rate for the last 2024 years on the spot.
You’re still not a billionaire.
(approx $887,100,984 in case you’re wondering)
196k a week
That’s 19.44$ per minute.
I would argue CEOs are a lot more fun than slinkies when you push them down the stairs.
This photo is notably missing Andrew Witty the CEO of UnitedHealth Group the parent company of UnitedHealthcare of which Brian Thompson was CEO. Andrew Witty made $23.5m last year.
I bet that guy is finding sleep elusive.
He probably has 10-15 federal Marshalls outside his bedroom as we speak, pulling guard duty.
On our dime.
For sure, but I’d like to believe there is a fresh new fear in their minds. Kinda like what if the doc finds something serious and I go bankrupt from the treatment.
I hope his request for sleeping pills gets denied by his insurance.
I wonder how many UHC members have found sleep difficult while nauseated, in pain, and dying because of care they were denied by UHC.
