• phx@lemmy.ca
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      10 days ago

      “What’re you in for?”

      “Offing an insurance CEO after his companies decided to cap the amount of anaesthetics they’d cover for operations”

      “Duuuuuddde. Would you like my canteen ticket?”

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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        9 days ago

        All I’m saying is bro probably won’t have to worry about dropping the soap in the shower, someone else will pick it up for him.