You look at your weekly pill container to know what day of the week it is.
Presbyopia
The amount of candles on you’re birthday cake are so numerous that the fire department comes out.
You start correcting people when they say “your” instead of “you’re” :-)
Quite the opposite.
The older you get the less clever it feels to point out the common mistakes of others
Agreed. Matter of fact, I usually direct the offending party to one of two, if not both, sites.
https://www.sciencealert.com/people-who-pick-up-grammar-mistakes-jerks-scientists-find
https://blogs.illinois.edu/view/25/76120
Always a good time.
I agree actually, I was only kidding because of the subject of the post.
It’s replaced with a desire to help people be better.
Yep. Even if you don’t have kids, that parental and grandparental instinct still starts to build and you can’t stop yourself
definately physical pain on stuff you used to do on the regular. Had a job were I would get impatient waiting for a delivery and would jump off the dock to go check if I could see the truck. A little after I got into my thirties I jumped off one day and just stopped and stood still in a crouched position for a bit. I never “felt” the landing like I did that day before. It was the sart of what would be a long line of things I would cease to do.
When you fall down nobody laughs. Only concern.
Next up: you don’t fall down, you “have a fall”.
I don’t heal as fast anymore. Cuts and scrapes turn into scars easier.
This. Mid thirties here and I scraped my wrist on a moving box about a month ago. Didn’t even bleed. It turned into a dark scar that looks like I tried to cut myself.
Sunburn too, I tan all splotchy now and you can feel the wrinkles forming around the burn in real time.
And fitness is totally screwed. I hurt the arch of my foot just walking one day and it’s been two years of PT with practically zero progress. Anytime I take a funny step it resets back to zero.
Plus i basically don’t build muscle anymore no matter how hard i try. I can finally afford a trainer and it’s going to take 3 years to get the amount of progress a 20 year old could get in a single summer. I finally get why juicing and T are so popular among wealthy men in my age group.
If you are still under thirty start taking collagen and moisturizing daily. Do stretches every day even if you do no other fitness. It really really matters and you won’t ever know it’s paying off until all your friends are suddenly like me and you aren’t.
Vision. It gets hard to read in low light, driving at night is tough, you can’t quite figure out how close or far to hold a book or phone.
Alcohol. You just don’t shake it off like you did when you were younger. Now you really think about whether that next drink will be worth the shitty sleep.
Money. You talk about property taxes and 401k contributions more often than you ever thought you would.
Patience. You’re more patient with kids and your parents, and way less patient with everything else.
Memory and visual attention when you get closer to 60. You can’t remember all 10 digits of a new phone number with an unfamiliar area code; often one of the 4 last numbers will end up transposed with a neighbor. Visual attention: looking on your garage shelves or cupboards for an item and not seeing it even though it’s in plain sight.
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
and my own phone number, nothing else.This is my ringtone.
You mix up your and you’re.
My tolerance for incorrect use of your / you’re gets lower.
It’s funny, because my tolerance of people correcting other people’s grammar or spelling gets lower.
https://blogs.illinois.edu/view/25/76120
https://www.sciencealert.com/people-who-pick-up-grammar-mistakes-jerks-scientists-find
Less birthday parties for you, more for younger folks.
Letting autoincorrect slip in homonyms
Asking what the signs of getting older are?? 🙂
Back pain
Deadlifts fixed my back pain completely. Ymmv.
thanks, i’m trying with swimming now, hopefully it’ll help
The music I grew up with is “classic” and the “hits of yesterday” that I don’t recognise on the radio is “young people’s music”.
Terrible hangovers
and depression after… more deep
Balls hang a little lower.
Botox helps with the wrinkles
Balltox
Hello caller, you’re on Balltalk!
Every damn time I scratch my knee, the nuts get in the way. It’s horrible.
I’m… confused.
Pretty simple. My nuts are giant, hang low, and have their own sentience. They’re also easily entertained by interfering with anything they can.
Right now, they’re the ones typing this, two letters at a time ahahahahahahahahah! Testicle power!
“Do you nuts hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?”
Oh dear…
