Straight people when they finally are happy (gay)!
When gay people die, do they go straight to hell?
Which one of you bitch asses getting 8hrs
Bro I thought that said h8rs
4h or 14h
Very shit!
Me usually. I dont function with less than 7 and i need 8 if i actually want to use my brain in any productive capacity.
I get 12hrs
The top 1% of sleepers are hoarding all the sleep.
Eventually it’ll trickle down.
You don’t know how gay my sleeping is.
More than 5?
Yeah but according to Andrew Tate sleeping is gay so it all works out in the end.
When your gay friend has a psychotic episode and need to be put in a straightjacket:
when i navigate for my uncle while he is driving and i tell him to go straight, he always replies, “can i go gaily forward, instead?”
he is a great human :p
Pass out at 8, wake up at 12, hang out until 4am then go back to sleep
Jokes on you I have insomnia, I can’t even sleep straight 😎