This is in poor taste abd very obvious photo manipulation, Ronald isn’t even sitting on anything.
Fuck walking on water, Ronald can sit on air.
this is in poor taste
Translation - I’m desperate to draw attention to myself by being offended on someone else’s behalf
You’ll be safe under his golden arches
He looks like he’s contemplating murdering the person who burnt his shop down.
Recently, McDonalds announced an initiative to remove all instances of Ronald McDonald from their stores.
So, Ronald McDonald removed all instances of McDonalds from around him.
You know how fiberglass is made up of resin and slivers of glass? Well asbestos also forms into slivers…
It secretly believe in ronald. It’s just that I hate him and wish he weren’t real.
My child, have you thought about how your the only thing standing between your soul and eternal hellfire is a Quarter Pounder meal deal?
mcspicy
6 hours before: “This is fine”
God damn Ronald! Okay okay… I believe in magic.
Turns fire into fried hamburgers!
This could become a religion.
It’s so crazy to me which random ass people claiming some connection to divinity get elevated to dios while so many other cheap magicians are discarded.
I’m an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald’s at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.
“Mac and Me” propaganda works!
I worked at McDonald’s and they had an official Ronald actor visit once, so it could happen.
I remember a new McDonald’s opening in the 80’s & both Ronald & Grimace were there. I also remember being angry that day because there were too many kids on the playground.
I remember when I was a kid in the 80s, some McDonald’s had a yellow phone which you could pick up and “talk to Ronald.” I was terrified of the idea.
lol I was a kid then too and I’ve never heard of this. What kind of shit would he say? Was it just a line to the managers office? And what kind of things did the kids say to him? It’s like some kind of help line “My parents beat me and make me wear long sleeves in the summer.”
Or more likely it was just some stupid recording.
I’m sure it was just a recording, but I was terrified of the idea that you could pick up a phone and talk to Ronald. And I wasn’t a kid who was afraid of clowns or anything.
It doesn’t help that it looks creepy as fuck.
Our Ronald in McHeaven Hallowed be thy fries
Thy kingdom come, burgers well done,
The god of hell fire himself. I’d watch series.
I think you could get a five episode miniseries with an epic arc where Ronald, God of Fire takes humanoid form and finally accepts his sexuality.
Now everybody’s down at McDonalds, they’re down with Ronald McDonald, and now they’re hitting the bottle and everybody cool.
