im so proud of you for this one, at least I know you’re not in deep enough that you repeat the “LG and Hexbear are all chinese bots!?!?” cliche.
Still it hurts, can’t you stroke our egos more like normal liberals do by pretending we’re important enough for China to pay attention to us like that 
Uh, speak for yourself sweaty 💅
Still it hurts, can’t you stroke my ego more like normal liberals do by pretending I’m important enough for China to pay attention to me like that.
(that better?)