Fun random fact: My username is inspired by an interactive choose-your-own-story book called A Courtesan of Rome from an app called Choices. Really loved that.
Is there any fun to it?
As opposed to it being all an impersonal transaction that’s either boring or unpleasant.
What’s your favorite dinosaur? 🦕
How long do you think you’ll be doing this for? Any plans for afterwards?
Any amount of foreigners on the clients ?
Mostly other East Asians like Chinese & Japanese.
Pros & Cons of the job?
Pros: money, flexibility, can be fancy. Cons: illegal (de jure), can be dangerous, exploitation and substance abuse potential + social stigma.
How are clients usually like?
Clean, good looking people or is it a lot of sad, unhygienic people?
I get work through a modelling agency and their fees are high. So the clients we get are nice. Wouldn’t say all handsome but all take care of themselves at least.
Is the escort business legal in Korea? If it is, are you considered an entrepreneur? If not, how do you evade legal consequences?
A “modelling” agency manages me. Technically no sex is sold, sex just so happens to happen on different modelling “gigs”.
You ever make it over to Kentucky? Are you open to helping someone from Kentucky escape the US? Is there a need for weird hairy white guys in Korea? We could become a sideshow couple and make money off the fact that we’re so different.
There’s no shortage of weird hairy white guys in Korea with all the American soldiers here… also the Kentucky mention reminded me of Jungkook’s song 3D
Oh damn, those lyrics. I’d offer to fly you here, but honestly you just don’t wanna do that probably lmao. Not a great time to be moving into this country…
Ah, I hadn’t considered the military. Damn. I gotta find a place we haven’t helped/invaded/destabilized
Military + all the American English teachers.
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Wait, are there enough English teachers? Cause I speak English fairly well. Even taught my son how to do it.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Are we talking about African or European woodchucks though?
Worldwide woodchucks. Pitbull style.
Thanks, you’ve given me a bit to think about.
Are blowjobs worse or grosser because of all the seafood they eat?
You know I never thought about this but I can’t say I’ve ever felt a difference.
What’s your take on pineapple on pizza?
I love it. Pizza Hut has a pizza here called the garlic butter shrimp pizza. It has pineapple, pepperoni, garlic butter shrimp, bacon, bulgogi, pork & beef mix, Italian meat, sweet corn, black olives, jalapeno, button mushroom, onion, bell pepper, broccoli, mozzarella cheese, cheddar cheese. It’s great. Korea has a bunch of crazy combos like that.
All on one pizza??
How’s business?
Here? Good. But not as good as in China. Chinese men are richer and way more generous. The term “Chinese sponsor” is very common in this industry (and the local entertainment industry) for this very reason.