Class 13 Death World
The call it “Dirt”. There was a misunderstanding with the word “Earth” and it got translated to soil or dirt, so they picked “Dirt”.
Meat Packing Facility #173
Salty Water Ball With Some Dirt Patches
Probably not Alienia
Hmm, so they were aiming for something else, but got here instead because they had crank theories about the shape of the universe? (Columbus thought Earth was egg-shaped instead of a sphere, like had been known since the time of ancient Greece)
They call us something translating to “the Andromidans”.
I mean you don’t have to go with the analogy fully, but yeah, that’s a deep answer, I suppose.
Open season on the tasty meat creatures
their new colony
Water planet with cancerous hairless simian population.
“This Land”.
The Wet Ball of Trash
Are the aliens going to rape and enslave?
Very likely
If we’re going by Columbus logic, probably “Jupiter”
Shithead
Blue Marble probably
