My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren’t enough ingredients to call it a salad, because “it takes multiple ingredients”. I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.

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        Ha! You beat me to it. My dad loved that joke.

        “Do you have honeymoon salad?”

        “What’s honeymoon salad?”

        “Lettuce alone, without dressing.”

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          More like, “been married for 30 years salad”, amirite?? /BoomerHumor

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            I mean, the lettuce might be wilted but as long as you wash it I guess it’s fine. Not like they’ve been feasting, so they’re probably famished.

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      Also the conditions for a salad grow stronger. If there’s lettuce there’s no worry about adding hot ingredients but if it’s a potato salad you’re only making fancy mashed potatoes if it’s hot.

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    So teeeeechnically, a salad is a dish composed of mixed ingredients. You could make the argument that you mix any two set of chopped ingredients and bingo bongo, it’s a salad.

    However, I like to think that dishes’ ingredients aren’t a taxonomic thing, they’re a probabilistic thing. In other words, there’s no such thing as “not salad” or “salad”, only shades of saladness.

    • Serve it cold? Ok it’s saladier

    • It’s made up of chopped ingredients? Saladier still

    • Those ingredients are mostly vegetables? Getting pretty saladish

    • They’re mixed together? Even more salad like

    • They’ve got some sort of dressing mixed in? Now it’s very likely a salad!

    … and so on. To me, your SO’a dish has a pretty high Salad Probability^tm

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      I think this is one of those words / concepts where one needs to invoke Wittgenstein’s “family resemblance” idea. You’re not going to find some exact set of criteria that define what people do and don’t consider a salad. They instead have a “family resemblance”.

      Your probably idea is not a bad way of describing how that works.

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    I think 1 ingredient can be a salad as long as it’s a very salady ingredient.

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    I would probably still call dressing on just lettuce a salad, although I would say it’s an unusually basic one. 3 ingredients definitely counts.

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        By some definitions of ingredient, I see what you’re saying, although it might be a simple vinaigrette with two individually obtainable ingredients. However, OP implied they consider dressing one ingredient in the OP, so I went by identity previous to tossing as opposed to identity at any stage of the process.

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          Do you make your vinaigrette without salt and pepper and maybe those don’t count? The ingredient science is very complex

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            Do you make your vinaigrette without salt and pepper

            I do, actually. For whatever reason I don’t like most dressings but I enjoy just olive oil and a nice balsamic.

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    Been there and found out that If you dig deep enough almost everything is either a salad or a soup

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    All you need is lettuce and salt. “Salad” is derived from the latin for salt: sal

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    Can we first define “salad”?

    If it’s cold ingredients, mixed together, then wilted iceberg lettuce and a gas station dressing packet is salad.

    So two.

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        I‘m German and have eaten a lot of potato salad during my entire life. Not once has it been served hot

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          Not hot but „lauwarm“ or „lukewarm“ is very typical for same day fresh potato salad

          At least down here in the south

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        I’m not gonna claim a salad can’t be hot, but I think of pasta salads as a cold dish. Maybe it depends where your from.

        Potato salad is generally cold too, but there is also hot German potato salad.

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    Two ingredients must be present for something to be a salad - a vegetable and a dressing. I make all sorts of salads. Some have lettuce, some don’t. I make salad with just fennel and an oil/vinegar dressing. I make salad with tomatoes & cucumbers with a dressing. What she ate was 100% a salad. This is a weird fight.