Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney will not run for reelection in 2024. The former presidential candidate and Massachusetts governor announced his intentions in a video statement Wednesday, creating a wide-open contest in a state that heavily favors Republicans and is expected to attract a crowded fie
Going out by saying ‘enough of the boomers, give someone else a shot’ is nice. We’ll see who the Mormons pick to replace him.
Introducing… Matt Romney. Same policies, same lack of personality, same ability to fill a suit. But now slightly younger!
“second verse
Same as the first
A little bit louder and a little bit worse”