You are buried in a coffin 6ft deep, with no light or cell phone. There is only a small tube connected to the coffin from outside that allows you to breathe (edit: you can breathe with no difficulty). After 48 hours, you are dug up and given 1 million dollars. Do you do it?
Edit: No food and water, no diaper, and no contact with the outside world. Once buried, they leave for 48hr and come back to dig you up. The coffin is only wide enough for you to lay on your back (no rolling around), and the inside is wood and not particularly comfortable. The only items you’re allowed to bring with you are life sustaining medication (e.g. an asthma inhaler). No knocking yourself out with pills or anxiety meds. The money is a briefcase full of cash.
You mean 48 hours of peace and quite AND I get a million‽ sigh me the fuck up.
That’s what I was thinking. Like, I have kids and a high stress job. This sounds like a vacation.
48 hours without water? Absolutely not. There is a high probability of exiting a cripple or dead, at least for me. Not to mention my medicine.
Just drink a lot before and you’d be good to go IMO
Edit: at a normal temperature of course.
Then you’d drown in your own urine.
Just drink it!!
You definitely couldn’t produce enough urine to fill the coffin. You would definitely end up lying in piss but that’s not too bad for a million, plus it may drain out the bottom.
I’ve spent that much time without water without knowing it lol. It’s not a long period of time without water.
You probably ate or drank other stuff with water. The other person didn’t mean “water” specifically, just some means of hydration.
Could I hire a guy and pay him 48 hours of minimum wage to lay in the coffin for me and then collect the million dollars at the end? I think I just invented capitalism.
What makes you think OP hasn’t just been offered 10 million dollars to lay in a coffin for 48 hours?
48 hours without water is a no go.
You can go 3 days, especially with no physical exertion
Maybe you can. But the thing about statistics like that it’s that they avoid saying “the average person”, and problems with averages is that half of the people are under it.
If it’s not just made up data in the first place.
The thing is, the average person can survive about 4 days without water under normal circumstances. It would be even longer with no physical exertion, assuming it isn’t too hot and the humidity is right. I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that the vast majority of healthy adults could survive not drinking for 48 hours if they’re spending that entire 48 hours lying down. The things to worry about here are mental health and infection from waste, not dehydration.
The rule of thumb is “three days without water” because that’s how long most people can go. It’s not the ld50. It wouldn’t be a very popular rule of thumb if it got half of the people who followed it killed.
I’ve lived through severe dehydration. It’s nothing to fuck with.
I mean you lived through it. I can’t afford to get this weird patch of skin on my arm or the bump above my knee checked out, so I might legitimately not live through severe not having money
Risk analysis is different. I was dehydrated thanks to less than 24 hours without hydration and my body was fucked. I’m pretty sure forty eight would kill me. You are pretty sure that shit on your body ain’t right and that you can’t afford to get it checked out, much less treated. You’re risking your life if you do or if you don’t, so might as well go for the money. That said, if it’s serious, a million bucks might not be enough in this glorious healthcare system we’ve got.
Id fuck with it for a million dollars
The rule of three (human male, optimum health)
3 min sans air before brain damage/death 3 hrs in hostile environments before body succumbing 3 days without water before severe damage/death 3 weeks without food before death
You may not die immediately but your chances of kidney damage are pretty high in this situation.
Guaranteed not to die?
It’s certainly uncomfortable, but a million bucks for a weekend of laying in a box is a pretty good deal.
I’d be more worried about the dehydration and bodily functions than about being underground, assuming I am guaranteed to live.
They bury you and come back 48hr later, so no guarantee.
If there’s no guarantee you won’t die, I’m not too keen on it. The breathing tube scenario and no water situation is highly sus. And laying immobile for that long of a time frame puts you at a crazy high risk of blood clots and a resulting fatal stroke, heart attack, or pulmonary embolism. It’s why people who are relatively immobilized in a hospital for any length of time are often given blood thinners. I’m pretty sure there have been cases of people dying playing video games too long without moving because of the resulting blood clots.
Happened to the girlfriend of the author of one of my skyrim mods. He created a character in her memory and posts a disclaimer to everyone warning about the danger of blood clots.
So sad to hear. Good that he spread awareness.
Yeah blood clots, rhabdomyolysis, kidney damage from dehydration, etc. You’re guaranteed to sustain some amount of damage from this
I’m pretty sure there have been cases of people dying playing video games too long without moving because of the resulting blood clots.
Wow, that’s awful. Not something I would have thought about happening.
I was in the hospital recently and had my legs attached to some automatic massagers (I forget the name) to help avoid blood clots. And I was only in bed for a day.
I’d drink water until I was ready to explode, jump in that thing with an evil laugh and a wink, then emerge two days later as the world’s most pee-drenched millionaire.
Somehow I still doubt you’re the most piss drenched rich guy 😂
Tss, American politics Always get Everywhere!!
:-D
Peepee tape exists
Probably would die of Water intoxication.
Is the air tube mechanically assisted? I’m not sure I could handle the effort of basically pumping air 6ft back and forth with my lungs for 48 hours.
It allows enough air into the coffin to keep you alive and breathing without any difficulty.
Then absolutely. Is this even a hard question for any rationale person?
I think you are trivializing it a bit. Just try lying in your bed on your back for 24 hours without turning and you would realize this is not going to be comfortable at all. Add to that the complete inability to tell how much time has passed and you may start to lose your shit. I would probably start to believe that I had been forgotten because my sense of time would be way off.
Yep. I get it. It’s going to be really fucking uncomfortable. I’ll be hungry, thirsty, sore, and will lose my concept of time. And then I’ll have a million dollars. How long will it take you to earn a million dollars in any other fashion? Unless your Jeff Bezos you’ll have much more accumulated discomfort and assorted bullshit over that period of time than just dealing with it all at once. This is a easy decision.
Well remember a good 50-100k is going to be gone right off the bat for the hospital stay afterwards.
And there’s always the chance of a blood clot. Very dangerous when immobile that long.
Still worth it tho.
Yeah, there would really be no way to know how much time has passed.
Just count your heartbeat, like 230.000 and you’re good :-p
Decades of work will do just as much damage to my psyche as 48 hours in a coffin, and it’s going to do a lot more damage to my body
The sheer thought if this makes me slightly panicky. Which I guess isn’t rational but yeah I don’t think I could bring myself to do it.
People have turned to suicide under shorter time periods. I don’t trust my mental health (or bodily health, water etc) in such a situation, and it might permanently damage me for the rest of my life for a mere 1m. 1B before I even consider, and still probably no unless I think I’m making a sacrifice for others or something and don’t expect to be alive.
I think it would be interesting to compare answers alongside things like our jobs, income, and location, because there’s very little I wouldn’t do for a “mere” million dollars
I would have 100% done this in my 20s when I was borderline homeless and dumpster diving to live. But now I’m older and a million dollars is less life changing than it would have been then. Sure more financial comfort would be nice but my basic needs are taken care of. Plus my body is in way worse shape now. I’m old and lame now and less likely to do ridiculous shit for the experience. I don’t think I would do it.
A million dollars is only about 15 years of wages for me, and I’d still do it (assuming competence on part of the people making the offer).
if I can sneak in some sleepy pills I’d do it. fall asleep and wake up two days later really hungry, stinky, sore, and rich as fuck.
if i can’t I wouldn’t. many people don’t realize how dangerous sensory deprivation can be on larger scales than a couple hours. many people try to kill themselves to escape lighter/easier situations than you e described here
Nope, no sleepy pills.
A million dollars isn’t rich as fuck, not in this economy
I’m visualizing the experience, sitting in a 10’x12’ room, and totally unconstrained. Just that makes me feel anxious.
I think that I’d have a mental break in less than a day. Probably in less than a few hours.
I couldn’t do it.
As a parent, you had me at “no room to roll around”. As long as I have a 100% guarantee that none of my kids will find me in there to ask for something, I’m in. I’m gonna get so much sleep.
Nope. I’d freak out before the first shovelful of dirt hit the coffin lid.
I’m not generally claustrophobic, but that level of confinement would be unbearable.
3 days poopless 2.0?
Ever been to a multi-day music festival?
48/24 =/= 3
So what you’re saying is, would I lie in my own waste in the dark for 2 days tops for
maths
60+ years worth of my current wage? I’ll go in right now
I know how this one went…
Think I’ll pass!
I don’t understand Sadam’s strategy with that hole. Was he planning on living there the rest of his life, or was he thinking the USA would get tired of looking for him and move on?
Spider hole!
Nah. I wouldn’t be able to enjoy the money dealing with the ptsd this would likely cause.
