• Elliott@lemmy.world
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    Lauren Boebert needed 4 tries to pass a GED. She’s the perfect representation of the Republican party now.

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        Failed it three times, finally succeeded at the age of 34, just a few months before the election that put her in the House.

        She also married a (somewhat rich) sex offender. But has now divorced him in favor of a guy who was groping her in the theater she was kicked out of. She was also giving him a handy.

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          A suggested edit:

          But has now divorced him in favor of a Democrat-aligned LGBTQ-supporting, drag show-hosting bar owner who was groping her in the theater she was kicked out of. She was also giving him a handy.

          This brings me joy and I want to make sure her support network is fully aware of it.

          A link to what I’m sure is a trustworthy source: https://www.tampafp.com/colorado-rep-boebert-apologizes-for-theater-behavior-now-faces-questions-on-boyfriends-background/

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            Like, I agree with you. But you know her supporters either don’t care or will come up with some crazy way to justify it.

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            I love that she was jerking him off in the theater, like she was some kind of raunchy teen from the 50s or something, and not, you know, a 36 year old grandmother.

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              That should have been the headline. 36 y/o grandma Lauren Bobhead jacks boyfriend off in theater

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            It is amusing to think that they would not drop her for so many other things (vaping in public, groping in public, being a complete Karen in public), but associating with a Democrat ? That’s a bridge too far, buddy!

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          I thought the sex offender wasn’t remotely rich until he mysteriously landed some sweetheart contract a couple months before Bobo was elected.

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          he also owns a LGBTQ bar or club which she claims to be against.

          On May 31, Boebert claimed children at a North Carolina school were being taught colors from an “LGBT flag flashcards with a pregnant man,” adding: “We went from Reading Rainbow to Randy Rainbow in a few decades, but don’t dare say the Left is grooming our kids!”

          On June 6 she said: “Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars.”

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            Sorry, I’m practically staggered by all the Family Values these Republicans believe in and display…