US authorities ask locals for help in finding missing F-35 jet — Authorities say they are searching for the $80m jet around two lakes in the state of South Carolina::Authorities say they are searching for the $80m jet around two lakes in the state of South Carolina.
meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom
[hissing laughter ensues]
Better question is why, at $80m per plane, they cant find a way to track these assets even when they crash
Because they spent $80 million dollars to make it untraceable so it wouldn’t get shot down.
If your plane crashes over unfriendly territory, you don’t want to make it easier for them to get their hands on it.
Exactly, I feel like even admitting they can’t find it is a operational security blunder?
Or just really good marketing. (for LMT)
Kind of crazy as someone who’s been around the block to see F-35 referred to as a “$80M aircraft”.
Economies of scale DID actually kick in this time, unlike (gestures to every other stealth aircraft).
Oh shit… I know where it is…
https://charleston.craigslist.org/avo/d/mount-pleasant-stealth-fighter/7667184419.html
I laughed too hard at the ad, it’s got all the right classic jokes and I still found it funny.
there’s like 6 different ads for it now https://charleston.craigslist.org/search/ava?purveyor=owner#search=1~gallery~0~0
Love it! Archived…
What is this, a Zelda side quest? Lol. I’d love to help you find the princess but I’m just so broken up over this missing F-35. If you can help me find it, I think I’ll be able to remember where I saw her last. There might also be 20 rupees in it for ya. Thanks!
Did…did they look in the lakes?
I mean, that seems like the most likely place, but it’s not like there’s a nice crater or trail or anything. Especially if the jet glided to a splashdown it may not have even left any debris to help guide search efforts in the lakes.
A missing jet is nothing.
https://nationalinterest.org/blog/reboot/us-military-missing-six-nuclear-weapons-180032
If I find it, can I fly it back to base?
I think finders keepers still applies here.
It’s a legitimate salvage.
Possession is 9/10ths of the law.
One would hope that flying an F-35 is beyond the capabilities of the average civilian.
Concerning the pilot wasn’t able to fly it back, I’ll with you the best of luck with your endeavor.
You’d think they’d have GPS on these things. Lowjack at the very least.
Always in the last place I look.
Have they considered putting an airtag in it?
No way. I’m gonna put a gaming pc in that and go flex on the warthunder reddit.
Maybe it’s a really expensive addition to someone’s garage?